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Guaranteed Couch Time for March Madness?

Submitted by mikeychx on March 10, 2009 – 12:00 pm11 Comments

You wanna stay home from work and watch the Tournament I bet. What would be twice a sweet is if you could sit on the couch and not have to get up and do anything for your wife. Better still to have a Doctor’s note mandating rest. Hell – even getting a beer may be dangerous – so your wife may have to get it for you….The secret? A Vasectomy…the Video above explains your free pass (KCAL9-LA)

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  • stalkingerinandrews says:

    Get a Vasectomy For March Madness from spartyandfriends.com

    Who’s cutting? Sparty? Mikey? I’ll go elsewhere, thanks. I think I heard a story similar to this last year in Chicago.  

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  • rekcalsa says:

    I guess if you’re already planning to have it done, might as well schedule it at the right time.  

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  • cbh49er says:

    Does give a legitimate excuse for the time off. Never taken days off for the first two days, following it online is good enough for me until I get home. If GMU were to play in the afternoon on one of those days though I would probably take the day off.  

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  • mikeychx says:

    gitc using his “formula” to decide where to snip  

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  • Johnny says:

    I’m working a day this weekend and working half days on Thursday and Friday

    Seems easier and less painful than getting snipped  

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  • knightwhosaysni says:

    @ stalking, Tim Tebow is doing the cutting.  

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  • mikeychx says:

    haha…i just relaized how that looks at you tube…this is fairly comical  

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  • Johnny says:

    If Tebow is doing the cutting Shamoff would be in line every day  

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  • cbh49er says:

    So would Thom Brennaman.

    “Spend 5 minutes with Tim Tebow performing a vasectomy and it will change your life.”  

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  • HawkEye19 says:

    Hmmm….maybe a Minneapolis area clinic will be doing this next year.  

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  • fetch says:

    I have never not skipped school to watch the first two days of the tourney. It’s over spring break this year, so in a way i guess the streak ends.  

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