So I bail out your league and in return you’re going to give me courtside seats to any game I want and let me be in next year’s dunk contest? Deal. john(Quote)
Stern: “What’s been you’re biggest challenge since taking office?”
Obama: “Honestly, I get e-mails from some guy named ‘John’ demanding I name Paul Pierce to a cabinet position immediately because he is ‘the greatest evAr’! It is getting so annoying I have a CIA operative on the way to ‘fix the problem’ as we speak.” knightro(Quote)
Obama: The Celtics are pretty awesome huh?
Stern: F’n A they are. Best team ever.
Obama: I’m just glad Pierce is sticking to basketball and not running for President. He’s more amazing than me.
Stern: I actually voted for him, instead of you.
Obama: Don’t tell anyone, but I voted for him too. john(Quote)
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Stern goes the lapdance route to try to get stimulus money for the NBA out of Obama.
Obama: “Nice try David, but I prefer d00ds.”
/NTTAWWT sae(Quote)
Nancy Pelosi was angered when she heard that the President had been spotted at a game visiting with bush knightro(Quote)
No no no…I said “We need more bailout”…not “we need more tail out”! knightro(Quote)
Stern: “I really admire what you’ve done so far.”
Obama: “Damn! Huh? What? Oh! I really admire Bill Clinton’s approach to the Presidency!” knightro(Quote)
Stern(with hand out): “Can I borrow a fitty so I can tip this young lady properly?”
Barry: “Sure! I got the Fed printing some fresh ones as we speak!” knightro(Quote)
Obama: “I am hoping my plan to create jobs starts with this young lady and one of the blow variety at halftime!” knightro(Quote)
“It’s good to be the King… er, uh… President. Damnit, that wasn’t supposed to come out yet…” Big D(Quote)
So I bail out your league and in return you’re going to give me courtside seats to any game I want and let me be in next year’s dunk contest? Deal. john(Quote)
Winner winner chicken dinner! sparty(Quote)
Stern: “What’s been you’re biggest challenge since taking office?”
Obama: “Honestly, I get e-mails from some guy named ‘John’ demanding I name Paul Pierce to a cabinet position immediately because he is ‘the greatest evAr’! It is getting so annoying I have a CIA operative on the way to ‘fix the problem’ as we speak.” knightro(Quote)
If I tell you how completely screwed the economy really is, will you tell me if you really suspended MJ for gambling? john(Quote)
miz is a redneck mizerle06(Quote)
Dammit miz. Here I am working on a clever way to work that into a comment and you just blurt it out. knightro(Quote)
Obama: “I have a picture of Sarah Palin in the Oval Office wearing one of these outfits. Drives Biden batshit crazy!”
Stern: “Biden’s already batshit crazy.”
Obama: “Werd.” knightro(Quote)
Obama: The Celtics are pretty awesome huh?
Stern: F’n A they are. Best team ever.
Obama: I’m just glad Pierce is sticking to basketball and not running for President. He’s more amazing than me.
Stern: I actually voted for him, instead of you.
Obama: Don’t tell anyone, but I voted for him too. john(Quote)
Obama: “Take it to the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Secret service agent: “Sir, it’s halftime” patphish(Quote)
Barry is clearly not interested in her. You know, because he’s white. knightwhosaysni(Quote)