Happy Hour: Floriduh
Sparty & Friends was originally founded in New Jersey but we happen to have 3 authors that live in the Sunshine State, and one who grew up there. I actually lived in Florida for a few years, and really enjoyed my time living in warm weather year round.
One thing that I always got a kick out of was the weird and wacky newscasts in Florida. There were always strange stories being reported. To be quite honest, there are just a lot of stupid people that live in Floriduh.
You might have heard about people stealing jewlery and electronics to sell on the street to get money to pay for drugs and alcohol, but when was the last time you heard someone selling plants for beer money?
Cops killing criminals is usually a nightly story in NYC and Newark, usually the perp has a gun or a knife on him, not a fork.
Man claims to be Foreigner drummer, steals a car.
Not a Floriduh story, but if you are really thirsty…
A lot went on around here at S&Fs today, let’s see the progression on Hump Day.
Trey apologized for GITC falling off the stationary bike last night, and gave us our daily links in TMA.
Commenter du jour, SAE, gave us a scientific look at Brett Favre’s pathetic career.
Fat or pregnant football player in the Weekly Caption?
Duke/UNC is back! And people do care.
Maryland’s struggles reach the NBA. Be sure to highlight the #1 Dud.
Sports on TV
ESPN
Syracuse @ UConn 7pm
UNC @ Duke 9pm
ESPNU
Georgia Tech @ Virginia Tech 7pm
Texas Tech @ Kansas St 9pm
ESPN 2
Mexico @ United State (World Cup Qualifier) 7pm
Oklahoma @ Baylor 9pm
Big 10 Net
Penn St. @ Purdue 6:30pm
Iowa @ Wisconsin 8:30pm
Popularity: 6% [?]
Ugg PSU can’t afford a 3 game losing streak. They’re trying to play their way out of the tourny it seems
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I’ve correctly predicted the last 11 authors of Happy Hour.
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+11, john.
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i’m going to find a delorean so i can correctly predict 11 straight ncaa champs, actually i’d settle for just getting one correct
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sae – I saw a delorean while driving around Jax just a couple of weeks ago.
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i was watching Back to the Future over the weekend.
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Did it hit 88 MPH and prodice 1.1 jigawatts of electricity?
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I saw a Delorean on Chuck.
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Here’s another Floriduh for ya.
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If you want some good Floriduh Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen.
With Tim Dorsey coming in a close third. Hiassen is my favorite author.
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Drudge is always full of them. Hey, and the Drudge Report is on our Blog Roll!
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Carl Hiassen:
“If you were to pick up the U.S. and shake it real hard, you would see all the sludge and slime slide right down to South Florida”
/60 minutes
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Robby Alomar…infected needle maybe?
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USA/Mexico at 7, first soccer game outside of the World Cup I have been excited about in probably ever, thanks to my soccer loving roomate.
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I heard about Alomar this morning and this was the first thing that popped into my head…and now I can’t get it out of my head.
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I heard a /nttawwt on the plane today…pretty funny.
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My how the SI Swimsuit issue has fallen. I can remember when it was a big deal and now it was a complete shock to find in the mail today
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thank goodness Gonchar has been cleared to play the team has definitely missed him this year
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wtf…no one here to watch dook?
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nope badgers
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LOST >>>>>> Duke – UNC
I mean the episode is titled “This Place Is Death”
It HAS to be good
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yeah…i missed today entirely…and i still got poop to do..good thing its a slow sports week
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Wake goes down at NC State. I said in TWTWCBB that it would be a dangerous game. NC State was up 20 in the second half but Wake cut it to two in the final minute. Wow.
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ramon sessions 13 assists in the first half for the bucks
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pitchers and catchers report tomorrow
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announcer for the badger/hawkeyes game on b10 network just said you can’t spell Nittany without NIT. that’s not very nice
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Oh my God, I hate Direct TV
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hawkeye, i don’t mind it…what’d they do?
i know i hated my comcast bill going up every 3 months
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DVR decided to demand a reset since the ToDo list was locked up. When I reset it, it flushed the ToDo list. Had to repopulate that. Now I’m waiting for whenever the software download comes at an inopportune time.
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don’t have a dvr yet, but been considering using part of the tax return on it. does that happen often?
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Shouldn’t, but this is the third time in about 6 months where something has gone wrong with either guide data or a firmware rollout.
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hawkeye…if you have an hr21 call for a replacement
dook loooooses…sweet
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Great fucking game!
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2-0 usa soccer…i guess i should care about this
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if anybody is up you have to watch Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpYk7WGN5Y&feature=email
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thanks johnny..thta shit was funny…but this retirements gotta be a hoax
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