Storing Evidence With Brian McNamee
Brian McNamee is trying to cash in on his 15 minutes of fame. He pioneered the art of storing evidence in his home “just in case he needed it to protect himself.”
Now Brian want’s to share his evidence storage secrets with the world…Sparty and Friends investigative team has obtained a kit and will divulge the secrets of evidence storage to you here.
What’s so great about Brian’s procedure is that you need no professional experience in storing evidence.. and it’s cost effective – because you do not need a medical degree or follow any protocol.In fact most of the kit consists of things you have right in your home!
Before we start…get a beer (preferably Budweiser) drink it…save the can. Oh – and a Fed Ex box will be required as well.
Evidence Storing Procedure
1. Gather Syringes & Gauze from Trash
2. Wipe off Coffee Grounds and Mac and Cheese
3. With Your Beer Can in your Left Hand – Carefully Jam the Syringe into the Beer Can with Your Right Hand (Use Force if Necessary)
4. Once Needle is in Can…Apply the Following Label so it is Not Mistaken as Trash
5.Circle the Name of offending Athlete at Bottom of Label
6. Place the Can in a Fed Ex Box or Other Similar Container…Place in Basement for Safe Keeping
7. You Have Just Stored Evidence – And Provided yourself Protection
8. Repeat as Often as Necessary to Ensure Full Protection.
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It really is just that easy to store evidence in your home…Drop us a line here at Sparty and Friends so we can alert you to the impending release of Brian’s Kit to the Public.
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Nice Mikey.
He wants to go on the radio, but doesn’t want to talk about ‘roids? Why would we care what you have to say then?
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when they showed a graphic of Clemens and Bonds side by side yesterday on SC, it hit me that the two players that were considered the best ever from their generation at what they do were both roiders.
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will steroids make me a better blogger? If so…poke me in the butt
/um….wait a minute
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mikeychx says:
February 4, 2009 at 12:51 pm
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I wonder if steroid evidence will store just as well in a bottle of Corona, or a can of Guiness, or a bottle of Zima?
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McNamee says the aluminum in a beer can is the most effective storage container…when you put it in the fed ex box —it is virtually indestructible
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Ya, if I were the attorney here, I’d be attacking storage and chain of custody like a mofo.
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Bottle of Corona = no good for a standard sized syringed. You’d never be able to get the damn thing out.
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Seems like a Mickey’s Wide Mouth would be appropriate
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Every Mickey’s comes with a headache
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bad memories of Mickeys
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I’m wondering who has good memories of Mickeys.
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huh…mickeys – i dont know mickey
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at least you have memories
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Oh, and Schmidt’s Wide Mouth > Mickeys
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youre the type of guy that likes to drink olde english…im the type of guy that says pudding is delicious
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my last memory before drinking my last Mickey? Tek at the Total gas station on Grand River in E. Lansing telling me to not drink too much.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mickey’s
/Homer’d
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Mickey’s was always good to me. Although I rarely got headaches form over-indulging any alcohol. Prefer bourbon now.
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Mickey’s is not on my body’s “banned” list, surprisingly enough.
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Tequila of any type is the only thing on my banned list
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Anything ending with “ini”
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bikini?
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Yes I prefer women the way mother nature intended
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The Great Santini
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Must not say anything….too easy….
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@knightro
You gonna cry? Come on, squirt some! Cry cry cry!
/bounces basketball off son’s head
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