Useless Lists: Top 10 Rivalries in College Football
Sparty, Mizerle06, PatPhish, and I had a conversation going, it started when Pat emailed asking if we waited in line all night to see The Twilight Saga: New Moonyet. Noticing the awkward trend that the conversation was going, I quickly jumped to my feet and gave my 10 best rivalries in college football…TAKE THAT Charlie Swan!!!
Just to note: Pat stepped in and said we can’t list the same school twice, so if you have more than one rival…we took your best.
Anywho, This is what we got for our top 10 Rivalries in college football:
1. Ohio State/Michigan – (coddles a Big Ten homer) “Best rivalry…yes it is”
2. Auburn/Alabama – Skillet Bowl! That’s not another cool name for the Iron Bowl. It’s a direct reference to the amount of aggravated batteries charges that increase post-game.
3. Oklahoma/Texas – The only rivalry game that has a Tilt-A-Whirl!
4. Stanford/Cal – Known as the “Big Game” because these two teams sucked for decades.
5. Florida/Florida State- You can’t spell Isolated Fart without Florida State. Seriously…Diarrhea.
6. Army/Navy- You can’t beat having the USA’s most powerful people all in one spot at one time.
7. Harvard/Yale – This and this alonemakes this rivalry AWESOME. Plus the tailgates with Rieussec and Camembert!!!
8. Southern/Grambling – Sure the bands mean more than the game, but it’s one hell of a show!
9. USC/Notre Dame – A strong rivalry that takes a backseat to whatever other game is on by the end of the first quarter
10.Williams/Amherst- A favorite of Beano Cook, who may or may not know that the forward pass is legal now.
Others considered: Oklahoma/Nebraska; Florida/Georgia; Alabama/Tennessee; FSU/Miami; Texas/Texas A&M; FAMU/Bethune Cookman; Notre Dame/Navy
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According to people at Pitt there’s also Penn State Pitt, but we don’t play anymore
/shrug
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where is Florida-Troy?
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Even though the series is on hiatus Virginia Tech-West Virginia is a pretty crazy rivalry because it built on absolute hate.
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waiting for miz to complain about the third/fourth saturday in october…
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That was a great one…Hopefully they pick it back up one day.
There are a lot of great dead rivalries…Miami/Florida; Pitt/PSU; and WVU/VT…amongst others.
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Tennessee’s real rival is Vandy.
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Same thing could be said about Pitt/ WVU though aside from the hiatus part
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I did a post about Pitt-PSU before the season started, I pretty much blame Joe Paterno so I don’t know how you feel about that. I would definitely like to see that game every year though.
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just another example of penn state not playing anyone ooc. cue johnny telling us bammer ducked out of a deal.
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While florida cancelled the Miami series, it had to do with scheduling issues when teh SEC went to 8 games. They had to get rid of Miami or FSU and Miami was
kicking our asses every yearnot as big of a rivalry to our fanbase.On the otherhand, Penn State has NO real rival.
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not gonna happen. Bammer’s biggest rival is Auburn. the Third Saturday rivalry can’t be included in this top 10 if a school can’t be represented twice.
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eff that noise. and, eff Vandy.
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Nah, but next year it will be nice to not hear this anymore even though we’re going to get killed
It’s partly Joe, he’s upset at Pitt for joining the Big East and not being apart of this Eastern Conference he was trying to set up, but it’s more than that. The economics of supporting 29 athletic teams with only the football program requires a certain number of home games and the school doesn’t find it feasible to give up a home game every other year to Pitt.
And besides Sparty most years Pitt sucks and would be used as more evidence that we don’t play anybody, this year being an anomaly
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Needs more Minnesota/Wisconsin
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http://www.collegegameballs.com/2009/05/13/the-pennsylvania-classic-needs-to-be-resuscitated/
Just dug it up, sorry for the post jack.
Mizz do you guys consider Florida your biggest rival?
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Jim Boeheim on PSU joining the Big Ten
He was somewhat prophetic especially about the basketball team’s future success
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bammer
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no. Bammer is #1, Florida #2.
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the Bammer rivalry is 90+ years old. the Florida rivalry basically started with Spurrier taking the helm in Gainesville.
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WTF?!
- Signed,
Vandy
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/truth’d
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we own Vandy. the “rivalry” is irrelevant.
that’s not entirely true, though. it’s only irrelevant in the way that it’s completely one-sided. there’s some serious hate back-and-forth between the two schools. I’d just have them after Bammer and Florida.
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I will overlook the egregious omission of the Old Oaken Bucket game because Isolated Fart University made me laugh out loud.
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Just continuing to be a homer, but I think over the next couple of years VT-GT is going to continue to grow, mostly because that game will decide the ACC.
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no commento.
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I still don’t get why the Big 12 didn’t make it so OU and Nebraska played each other every year. That would have been number 1 on this list 30 years ago.
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probably so. but johnny rodgers ain’t walkin through that door.
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I’ve lived and worked in both Michigan and Alabama. Bama/Auburn #1 Blue/tOSU a solid second.
These people are friggin crazy about this game.
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