Good morning. Last week I gave you links to almost the entire top 25, but you all watched the games and knew the scores and stories (and were here commenting for hours on end), so it really wasn’t necessary. Not much really happened in the sports world yesterday besides college football however, so what do I do? More Craigslist? More Floriduh? How about links to the teams we root for around here? Yeah, that’s it.
JRod and Hawkeye
Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe I thought this guy was great. What a douche.
Closing fast.
This sums up the Cards and the Cubs seasons.
This is a pretty big deal.
Fish swim naked, why not Phelps?
Please remember: only spectacular players get in or something.
Just because: Craigslist rules. Anyone need a spare laptop?
NFL picks- Last week: 2-0, season: 2-0. For all of you that took that stupid Florida line or believed that BYU was National Championship material, here are a couple of picks to get you back a few bucks:
Buffalo -4 over the Bucs. All the stuff I said about Tampa last week is still true. They freaking suck. Bills recover from Monday’s debacle and get it done at home.
San Diego -2.5 over Baltimore. Chargers received a wake up call on Monday. Ravens defense is hurt and gave up way to many points to the Chiefs. Rivers rolls.
Go back and click the Spencer link. Enjoy the games!
patphish is a senior editor at Sparty and Friends. He has a 24 hour rule for busting balls when his team beats yours in gut-wrenching fashion. Email him at patphish@spartyandfriends.com .
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How the he’ll did Eli win the SB? Why the he’ll did I draft him? Fiesta Trio(Quote)
he just wears womens clothes is all mikeychx(Quote)
Pretty much my thoughts when I saw “her” on camera…
Her official job title according to Google is “Socialite”. Awesome. Big D(Quote)
look man…im good for 100 comments all by myself…where is my supporting cast? mikeychx(Quote)
At some point I’m changing my official job title to “AntiSocialite”. Big D(Quote)
if by soacialite you mean marry a rich ugly white guy…you are correct
/gold digger’d mikeychx(Quote)
back in 10 mins…be ready for the fourth mikeychx(Quote)
No the season ended after the all-star break when Kevin Gregg blew back to back games in Miami. They’re going to have to pick up the majority of his contract or just waive him after this though and if they do find a dope to trade for him they’re not getting much more than a bag of balls. His trade value is pretty much zero right now.
The only way Soriano rebounds is if he magically deages next year. He’s just going to keep getting worse and more injury prone.
This year has been a debacle Johnny(Quote)
mikey–I would love to go and check out the new Cowgirls stadium…looks pretty awesome…standing room only tix sound great too. rekcalsa(Quote)
Still pissed about my crappy football weekend Fiesta Trio(Quote)
Sparty must not be happy either. Giants look terrible, but they are winning. Fiesta Trio(Quote)
But couldn’t she have picked a slightly less retarded rich white guy? rekcalsa(Quote)
Bradley is not talented enough to put up with that BS, he’s a cancer, a racist and a thug jachchx67(Quote)
Tony Romo…missing the broad sides of barns since 2006…damn he looks pretty terrible way too often tonight. rekcalsa(Quote)
Nah, she’s smart. He’ll never see it coming. Just think she’s out late “volunteering” every night… Big D(Quote)
In the one league I figured I was guaranteed a win this week, I came into this game with a 1-point lead and Romo, Roy Williams & Dallas Clark tomorrow against Witten tonight & Reggie Wayne tomorrow. I currently have a 4-point lead, Roy Williams & Romo are useless and I’m going to be praying for Reggie Wayne to break his ankle early in the first quarter. Big D(Quote)
That was a great pass by Romo Johnny(Quote)
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU THROWING TO ROMO!?!?!
Perfect analogy by Collinsworth – looked like Phillips was fielding a punt. Big D(Quote)
I still fucking hate Mario Manningham
/bittered Johnny(Quote)
Wow, how’s your ankles? What a move by Smith…
Seriously, 3 INT’s, 1 Fumble, and the Giants have only a 3-point lead. This game should be 45-10 Cowboys right now. Big D(Quote)
Small plane crashed on the way back from Gainseville tonight. patphish(Quote)
you dont think shit changes next year when we finaly have someone to bless contracts?
first thing im doing if im ricketts is firing hendry and bringing in cashman…crazy idea…but think about that for a min mikeychx(Quote)
because cashman has done so well this decade? sae(Quote)
hope its not coming back from prison ministry trip mikeychx(Quote)
jaco…..whats up kid – wished i was in vab this weekend golfing mikeychx(Quote)
/wrong’d
//I am laughing my ass off patphish(Quote)
24 points off of turnovers huh…this tells me that the NYG are NOT the class of the NFC East
/with all due respect
//fuck sparty
///fuck roman
////dallas DOES make the playoffs this year mikeychx(Quote)
That would be me humiliating you in fantasy. patphish(Quote)
half sincere on that one…prolly more like 3/4 sincere to 95% mikeychx(Quote)
4 wealthy alums on there way home. 3 hour drive, just rent a fucking limo. patphish(Quote)
I only hope that Ricketts improves things, though I wouldn’t really want Cashman. Actually I don’t know who I would want running the place
I never understood why Jay Leno was supposed to be funny Johnny(Quote)
what happened…”fuck sparty” scare everyone away from talking to me mikeychx(Quote)
no bily beane…and walt jocketty is already taken mikeychx(Quote)
did you hear something about JJ, something about his arms? jachchx67(Quote)
HA! Night dood. patphish(Quote)
no…really…what happened? mikeychx(Quote)
pussy mikeychx(Quote)
how does romo turn the ball over this time? sae(Quote)
Controversy in St. Louis… cbh49er(Quote)
don’t know, lady who cuts my hair said something, she cuts fritz’s hair jachchx67(Quote)
I would like Billy Beane though I think the A’s made him part owner so year. I would just like to see what he would do with a payroll. Who’s the guy in Minnesota?
Actually it’s probably better if they where to go with a noname up and comer guy Johnny(Quote)
was thinking the same ..except…how do they fuck it up
niot specifically romo
cowboys other than the score…have owned the NYG tonight mikeychx(Quote)
Wow. Some of these passes are like 15 yards off the mark. And then others are so perfect. I just don’t get this inconsistency. Big D(Quote)
looked like a textbook interference play to me sae(Quote)
that was weird, barber went down like he was shot sae(Quote)
That’s a hip injury on Barber… maybe a groin pull… Big D(Quote)
GODDAMNIT! PASS THE FUCKING BALL!
/ Giants’ run defense is really terrible… Big D(Quote)
nice drive, helps that romo didn’t have to throw much sae(Quote)
I just meant because the Cardinals had thought they won. cbh49er(Quote)
oh, i just flipped after you mentioned it just to see the replay. missed the part about a run ’scoring’ sae(Quote)
hope its just a strain-han mikeychx(Quote)
Fail… Big D(Quote)
oy sae(Quote)
i laffed
/lame’d mikeychx(Quote)
i would be nervous if i was a NYG fan actually mikeychx(Quote)
they’re all sleeping anyway
/east coast’d sae(Quote)
that has to be the gheyest tiger commercial of all time mikeychx(Quote)
Yeah, is Sparty even awake? If not, I call weak sauce.
/East Coast here cbh49er(Quote)
no…its a dallas game…they are all awake saying “fuggghedaboutit” the giants look freaking oooowweesonme mikeychx(Quote)
cbh…didnt know u lived in va…i lived va beach forever ago mikeychx(Quote)
Speaking of Tiger, Mikey, have you played the new TW ‘10 yet? I got it on the Wii a couple weeks ago and it’s amazing. Big D(Quote)
Im in Falls Church, but have a few friends from Va Beach, have had fun when I’ve visited. cbh49er(Quote)
no…i am getting a wii for christams…the first time i played tiger 09 on wii i shot 27 under tho…sure it was on easy mikeychx(Quote)
sorry 22 under mikeychx(Quote)
Seconded. That game is a blast. Light years better than ‘09. Probably better than the other consoles, but I’ve not played it on them. HawkEye19(Quote)
Jesus Christ, the Cowboys blew it. Amazing. Big D(Quote)
didn’t one of the kickers yank a short FG earlier? sae(Quote)
Yeah, I got it on the Wii an was amazed at how real it is with the Wii Motion Plus.
Although, realism goes out the window when I shoot a 57 at St. Andrews and it’s not even on Easy Mode. Big D(Quote)
all turnovers…otherwise this isnt even a relevant drive mikeychx(Quote)
cant wait to hear how sparty says the giants pwn’d the
cowboyscowfags etc…etc mikeychx(Quote)I am 13-2 against the spread this week. I need to start betting. cbh49er(Quote)
fuck this icing BS sae(Quote)
maybe you should guest write big d’s post sae(Quote)
fucking fuck ….stoopid turnovers… mikeychx(Quote)
starting a new blog….firephillips and friends . com mikeychx(Quote)
After this week, my dogs could guest write my post and be more accurate.
/ 4-11 so far… LET’S GO COLTS! Big D(Quote)
hee hee u said pussy!!! sorry to interrupt…just wanted to show some luv from the mikey fan club!!! j@!M3(Quote)
Why don’t I have a fan club yet? JRod(Quote)
alright Jrod…i guess i’ll be your fan too!!! GO JROD!!! But sorry Mikey’s still #1!!! j@!M3(Quote)
Apparently you’ve never met Mikey…
And with that ZING! I’m off to bed. Peace. Big D(Quote)
bwahahahahahahaha mikeychx(Quote)
oh so mean BigD…what’s the D for anyway??? and no i haven’t met him….with that evil laugh mikey i’m gettin worried!?!?!? was it evil or are you just lol’ing?? j@!M3(Quote)
oh & BTW…get your ass over to FB stat!!! or when you’re done here!!! i got some splainin to do!!! j@!M3(Quote)
+1 on the tressel sign…that was funny. not for the creativity (michigan fans are about as creative as milli vanilli…i.e. they steal all their good ideas), but because of the irony. that dude probably lvoes fat chicks too. spencer096(Quote)