Good morning. Today marks the last Sunday TMA that only 3 people will read. I hope. Why? Because next Sunday all of our regular weekday readers will stop by for college football recaps! Right? Of course none of you are here today, so maybe not. The following Sunday the NFL kicks off, and I will be offering 1 or 2 picks every Sunday to make back all the money you lost betting on 20 year old kids the day before. Sucker. Of course no one remembers but I gave you an amazing run of 8-2-1 in the playoffs last year. Any way, I’m absolutely geeked for football to start, so much so that I took next Friday off so I could stay up late and watch Oregon/Miss St. Boise St. on the smurf turf.
For a league that totally pussifies the QB position, enough already with the preseason. Seriously, just stop.
Made a mistake, apologized, cool.
It’s all setting up for a monumental upset, ND style.
It rhymes with ghey. This stuff is just stupid, I remember when all the Dolphin fans did this when Ricky retired to smoke weed.
All I read is the headline. I’m no vet, but isn’t this what you do to dogs and cats? It would explain the virgin thing.
My mancrush for him is huge, he really is the reason Weis looked so smart the first 2 years.
In case you weren’t sure.
They do get the Tigers 7 times during the last 2 weeks, could they do the unthinkable?
Dude, does the name Ryan Church ring a bell? Just freaking take the rest of the year off.
Hey Del Rio, how’s Garrard working out for you? Dope.
Just Because: Craigslist rules. Bet she was pissed!
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ND > USC ??? Mehm USC will be fine, don’t get your hopes up. Fiesta Trio(Quote)
Look forward to following the Vuelta a Espana this year. Cancellara is off to a fast start by winning the prologue TT (oooh, a whole three miles). Fiesta Trio(Quote)
not enough about this. sparty(Quote)
and these guys play by the rules. sparty(Quote)
If you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying.
/USC’d knightwhosaysni(Quote)
It’s August, hope is all I have. patphish(Quote)
Amen, brother! No reason to get the shit beat out of you without getting paid. Fiesta Trio(Quote)
The city of Los Angeles upgraded when the Raiders and Rams moved out and USC became their only professional football team. knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Everton awarded a penalty in the 93rd minute to win the game and push my streak up to 4. Awesome! knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Apparently you weren’t awake at midnight… Big D(Quote)
Laimbeer and Theus joining Rambis in ’sota. Fiesta Trio(Quote)
Woohoo, Chula Vista (in California, of course) wins Little League WS. Fiesta Trio(Quote)
USA! USA! USA! They did a great job of not getting down and clawing their way back into the game. It’s easy for young kids to become dejected and lose hope when they get behind in a big game. Loved the mental toughness!! knightro(Quote)