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August 30, 2009

The Morning After: August 30, 2009

By patphish

tma-weekendGood morning. Today marks the last Sunday TMA that only 3 people will read. I hope. Why? Because next Sunday all of our regular weekday readers will stop by for college football recaps! Right? Of course none of you are here today, so maybe not. The following Sunday the NFL kicks off, and I will be offering 1 or 2 picks every Sunday to make back all the money you lost betting on 20 year old kids the day before. Sucker. Of course no one remembers but I gave you an amazing run of 8-2-1 in the playoffs last year. Any way, I’m absolutely geeked for football to start, so much so that I took next Friday off so I could stay up late and watch Oregon/Miss St. Boise St. on the smurf turf.

For a league that totally pussifies the QB position, enough already with the preseason. Seriously, just stop.

Made a mistake, apologized, cool.

It’s all setting up for a monumental upset, ND style.

It rhymes with ghey. This stuff is just stupid, I remember when all the Dolphin fans did this when Ricky retired to smoke weed.

All I read is the headline. I’m no vet, but isn’t this what you do to dogs and cats? It would explain the virgin thing.

My mancrush for him is huge, he really is the reason Weis looked so smart the first 2 years.

In case you weren’t sure.

They do get the Tigers 7 times during the last 2 weeks, could they do the unthinkable?

Dude, does the name Ryan Church ring a bell? Just freaking take the rest of the year off.

Hey Del Rio, how’s Garrard working out for you? Dope.

Just Because: Craigslist rules. Bet she was pissed!

patphish is a senior writer for Sparty and Friends. email him at patphish@spartyandfriends.com

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Legendary retired little leaguer, once hit a ball 227 feet. Lion tamer in my spare time. Once sold crack to Roy Tarpley. Stole 6 bases in one slow pitch game. Scored 3 empty netters in a pond game in '84. I always hit the cutoff man. Motto is "punch an otter in the face". You can reach him by email: patphish@spartyandfriends.com

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