Good Sunday morning!  Our friendly neighborhood patphish is out on important business this weekend so I’ll be filling in with TMA duties this morning.  Apparently he’s got some wedding anniversary or something to go to and he gave me some sob story about his wife wasn’t going to be happy with him blogging while they were eating a romantic 23-oz. Bone-in Aged Cowboy Steak.  Also, in case you’re a sick pervert, you can drill holes in the walls of this place to video patphish curling his hair in the nood.  One day I’ll be as old and rich as patphish…one day.  You should check out the testimonial from Ann S. from my neck of the woods.  She really enjoyed the landscaping and likes putting random words in quotations.  Anywho, happy anniversary goes out to patphish and mrs. patphish.  May you enjoy the flowerbeds as much as Ann S.  Oh, and I hope you didn’t forget the paper and clocks*.

Random trivia: My favorite thing about covering TMA on Sundays is getting to use the bloody mary graphic…probably because it makes my mouth water something fierce.   Seriously, look at it.  Isn’t it delicious looking!?

Let the battle begin…Jeremy Mayfield’s independent drug test came back clean. 

This is exactly what I had in mind when I heard the words American Reinvestment and Recovery.

Former NFL coaches find a home in the SEC.

The story of the British Open is that Tom Watson is sitting at -4 through the 3rd round.  That’s good for a 1-shot lead heading into the final day.

EDSBS profiles Mario Batali.

The College Football HOF inducted 21(!!) guys yesterday.  (Somebody can’t count…check out the “Story Headlines” in the upper-right corner.)

MidwestSportsFan takes a look back at the 80’s.

There have now been as many deaths at this year’s Tour de Lance as there were at this year’s running of the bulls.  Ban cycling!

Vote here for who has the best one-fingered salute!

I would like to enter this link into evidence as the perfect example of a media outlet using a celebrity’s name/picture to throw a bunch of words together and have them make no sense.  Seriously, this story has the flow of a third grader writing about his summer vacation and the fish he caught and the bug that bit him and the noisy pipes at the hotel and the smelly janitor and the people that were always wrestling in the room next to his and the scary thunderstorm and the seafood buffet and…

An 81-year-old will attempt to qualify for a NASCAR race (at the equivalent of the single-A level, for you baseball snobs).

Obammer clowned on Pujols and Howard!

Allow me to try my hand at this…Craigslist rules! (engineer pwns crackhead)

And, in celebration of the ocassion (me doing Sunday TMA, not patphish’s anniversary)…Craigslist rules!  (M&M’s The Origin of Species) 

*All you young-uns need to bookmark this site…especially those of you recently married or soon-to-be-married (looking at you rekcalsa, HuskerDawg, cbh49er, etc).  You can thank me later.

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