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July 09, 2009

The Morning After: July 9, 2009

By mizerle06

tmalogoHappy birthday to Sparty & Friends!  I remember when we were thiiiiiiiiis big (pinches cheek and holds hand about knee-high off of ground)!!  S&F’s birthday (or is it anniversary?) isn’t the only significant historical entity to have been born on previous July 9th’s.  Here’s some less important birthdays:
 - 1947: The Juice is officially loose.
 - 1952: John Tesh
 - 1956: Tom Hanks 
 - 1957: Kelly McGillis
 - 1964: Courtney Love

That’s alls I gots…

What do NASCAR and figure skating have in common?  Meth!

Whitlock: A fatherly hero, McNair is not.

Speaking of Air McNair, how should we remember/mourn him?

Jose Canseco needs a date (scroll down to third story).  All you have to do, Jen, is attend the fight at the Ice Works Skating Complex in Aston.

Social Security Numbers are easy to guess!  Watch this…I’ll guess patphish’s SSN…000-00-0001.

Larry Bird: “White guys can run hoops too!” (paraphrased)

Death by chocolate…for serious.

What dunk?  Seriously, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Speaking of LeBron leaving Cleveland, it’s looking like the NBA salary cap will be lower for the 2010-2011 season.

This is not The Answer for what ails the Grizz.  *shudders*

Is Mike Tyson smoking a j on the way to the Michael Jackson tribute?

The inner workings of Tennis rankings.

Jim Harbaugh is helping the poor in Peru…no word on whether he circumcised any little Peruvian boys (ala Timmy Tebow).

Ten sports terms named for people.

The racist, sexist wanted to hire the homophobe…match made in heaven.  (second story down)

Dan Rooney’s ambassadorship has exposed his financial earnings with the Steelers.

If you don’t click on any other links, do so for this one.  We need to get this done…preferably before this season begins.  By the way, make sure to read the final paragraph…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Teachers should really be able to do this:

Mizerle06 is a senior writer, editor, and sometimes copy-editor here at Sparty & Friends. If you feel so inclined, you may contact him at mizerle06@gmail.com .

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Mizerle06 is a senior writer, editor, and copy-editor for Sparty & Friends. You can reach him at mizerle06@gmail.com and read all his junk here: http://www.spartyandfriends.com/author/mizerle06/. Enjoy.

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