“Don’t Tase Me Bro!” – Gators Edition
Submitted by mizerle06 on June 2, 2009 – 8:20 am11 Comments
I wanted to make a joke about how Gators starting cornerback Janoris Jenkins was pissed off and punched a dude in the dome because the guy was spouting off about how the Washington Huskies were basically going to mercy rule his Gators in the Women’s College World Series.
But, sometimes the jokes just write themselves:
Gainesville Police spokesman Lt. Keith Kameg says police saw Jenkins punch another man in the head shortly after 2 a.m. Saturday. When Jenkins continued fighting, they shot him with a Taser, and he tried to run away.
Kameg says Jenkins told police the fight started because he thought someone was going to steal the gold chain around his neck.
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DEM GATORS!
PERCY HARVEY!!!
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longest sentence evar?
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Did Jenkins sell his gold teef to pay for Tebow’s courtsides?
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clown – you know Herban got a booster to give those seats to Tebow. come on, brah.
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He didn’t murder anyone!
(Which is the worst argument ever)
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If he ran away after being tasered, imagine what he’ll do to a receiver stretched out
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picture a sequined glove on him and you can already hear “Billy Jean” in your head
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knightro – I see that grill and think 50cent
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Re: the seats. They were a gift from his mom…per Joe Schad.
So You can only shit on the Gators about TWO things today…Remember tomorrow is LANE KIFFIN NEWS day.
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i’m looking at him and all i hear is “YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!” “WHHHHHHAAAT?” “OHHHHHHHHHHKAY!”
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I love me some li’l john
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