We’ve got a special guest writer today previewing a Super Sunday tradition…The Puppy Bowl. So without further ado, I give you my lovely wife, Mrs. GatorTrey in her highly anticipated Sparty and Friends debut!

Ahh…Feb 7th Sunday…not just another Sunday, THE Sunday (pronounced T-h-e-e). Two teams pitted against one another, all eyes watching, high definition cameras at every angle, sidelines, in the air and the bowl. Yep, it’s Puppy Bowl VI!! This year’s starting line up is loaded with 20 rescue puppies, including spaniels, bulldogs and beagles. 

You want innovation? The addition of the Twizzler blimp and the ever so sexy bunny rabbit cheerleaders will cover your fancy. I mean who doesn’t want to sit back and watch hours of 15 week old puppies sitting, running, playing with dog toys, drinking water, and tackling each other? Not to mention getting penalties for “unsportsmanlike” plays (using the playing field as a pooper, using the water bowl as a fire hydrant).

While Miami has the aging old man windmillin’, sexual predatoring, reaping their benefits off CSI, old man band, The Who…the Puppy Bowl has the Kitty Half Time Show. (Any bets on which might be more entertaining?)

So go ahead pick your favorite, is it…

Bandit the Border Collie mix? He’s the young rookie looking to not drop trough in his puppy bowl debut.

Kiva the Alaskan malamute? Fresh off the alleged performance enhancing drug scandal. (she spend the remainder of the 2009 season in a “rehab” facility in Juno)

Chamomile the Boxer? The aged veteran playing in his first puppy bowl, looking to take home the trophy and a trip to Disney World.

Jersey Boy the Maltese/Yorkshire Terrier Mix? Known more for his love of the media and touchdown scoring antics than team play. Any shock that he’s from the dirty jerz?

My front runners:

Duncan the Beagle!! With an iron stomach and drawn out bark, as long as he stays out of the garbage, he’ll be a leader.

Chloe the Labrador Retriever Mix!! The former college standout who left school early after beating her coach, hopes to put that all behind her and focus on the big game.

So tune in Sunday at 3pm, I mean what else are you gonna do till the game starts? Watch 6 hours of pregame gibberish? (Trey Note: Hun, the Magic Game)

On a side note, sadly the great Harry Kalas, will not be calling the game. Kalas, who has been with Puppy Bowl since it began in 2005, passed away in April 2009, leaving ever so big shoes to fill.

Where will you be? I know Trey will be giggling as Jersey Boy pees himself. You know, cause that’s what people from Jersey smell like anyway. Go Puppies!!!

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