Just freaking cancel the 2010 Chicago Bears season, because it looks like Lovie has made the mistake of bringing “da Widowmaka” in.
Mike Martz is a slumpbuster, a desparate hire by coaches who need fan approval to keep their gigs.
Martz brings with him the promise of a zaney high flying arieal bonanza that leaves opponents screaming “Oh Shit!” and defecating themselves on the sidelines. He leaves you wondering what the fuck you just saw on the field and why you just threw down $90 plus beer money on an offense that just mustered 190 yards total offense and had 4 turnovers.
Lovie reached out and made the mistake of Rob Marinelli and Mike Nolan, another doo doo season in Chi-town will put in him that 11% unemployment catagory that haunts this nation. Thanks to the Widowmaka’ we’ll just go ahead and pencil him in.
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mike ditka is probably rolling over in his grave over this hire
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what a bad movie
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I like it. Mostly because the Vikes play the bears twice.
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Isn’t Martz pretty much the biggest deuche amongst the NFL coaching ranks?…so he and Cutler should be perfect for each other.
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speaking of Vikings, here’s a SB ad preview for you
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i want to know why you spell douche with an “e”?
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Funny because it’s true.
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…because the dictionary tells us to.
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john’s french.
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BTW, sparty means the first e in your spelling (deuche)
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I’m thinking he’s rolling over trying to escape.
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Oui.
/Miz est un redneck
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+1
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