Happy Thursday!  So, who watched the State of the Union last night?  Not me.  I forgot about it.  I heard somebody clapped though…for TWO HOURS.  So, I guess it must have been good?  Whatever.

You may be asking yourself, “What about the State of Mizerle06?”  That’s very thoughtful and selfless of you to ask.  Well, in a nutshell, I’m nervous.  Today is my last day of not being back in school.  I’ll be heading to Gainesville for MBA orientation in approximately 23 hours from when this post pops up on the front page (cross your fingers I don’t get pulled over in Waldo).  Luckily, I get to chill a bit this evening as me and Mrs. Mizerle06 are meeting up with Patphish and Mrs. Patphish at Caps on the Water.  Ahhh, who am I kidding?  I’m nervous about that too.  What if Patphish doesn’t like me?  Am I supposed to be reading the book and he’s supposed to be holding a single, long-stemmed rose?  Or is it the other way around?  Either way, if you’re in the area, join us.

So I saw this incredible time-waster linked somewhere yesterday.  You think of a famous character, real or fictional.  The genie asks you questions about your character and eventually guesses it.  He was spot on when I was thinking of Shrek and Keanu Reeves.  He missed Jon Crompton though.  Among the questions he was asking were these gems: “Is your character dark-skinned?”, and “Does your character often cry.”  Awesome.

Since these guys aren’t a Michigan State website just like we aren’t, I thought I’d link this post about Sparty.

Numbers and head-nodding-worthy music.

Dear Vikings fans: Relax.

Grading the 2010 NFL draft QB prospects’ tangible attributes.

“Woe is me.” “No, woe is ME.”

No doubt that Phil read our post and decided to weigh in…”golf needs him (Tiger) to come back.”

Sign the contract.  I don’t need any more nervousness.

By the way, I had an epiphany on how to fix the Pro Bowl.  Move it back to the week after the Super Bowl and back in Hawaii and have the NFL guarantee a $10k donation to the charity of each participating player’s choice.  Boom.  Problem solved.  /Just wanted to throw that out there…

The mystery behind the missing eyebrows has been solved.

Charlie Manuel stopped his ‘roids cycles dropped a bunch of weight.

If LeBron ever truly wishes to be The King, precedence says he needs to start bagging some ho’s.

Cold weather sux.

CDR to the Grizz!!!! (prolly not)

Unless Iowa’s basketball arena is a garage, an average attendance of 4,591 is embarassing.

These clowns are pretty funny in their attempted pwnage of Lonely Island. I still laugh at “I’m On A Boat” and “Jizz In My Pants” so whatever:

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