Good morning again.  I know what you’re thinking, “Didn’t Miz do TMA yesterday?”  Yes, he…er…I did.  But, since the big announcement yesterday, Sparty decided he needed to milk whatever he can out of me, so I’ll be doing all Thursday and Friday TMA’s between now and next Thursday as well as taking on the responsibility of writing all beisbol posts throughout the same time period.  Looks like I’m gonna be a busy feller.

It’s the 21st century…where are all the flying cars and clothes that automatically dry themselves in case I fall in a reflecting pool while being chased by a bunch of thugs on a hoverboard?  At least the laser gun looks like it might be a reality.

ESPN pulled out all the stops and busted out the thesaurus for its latest Jets article.

Looks like the Vikings are solidifying their built-in excuses for when they get waxed by the Saints this weekend.

So, slime molds are better than we are at decongesting traffic.  Awesome, we suck.

Something something about the Mets.  I didn’t read it.

The best of the Conan vs. Leno vs. NBC quips.  Tonight is reportedly Conan’s last night on the Tonight Show.  I wish him well in his endeavors and will watch wherever he pops back up.

The skinny on college basketball rebounding margin.

I didn’t think the ombudsman was particularly tough on ESPN, but some thought he came down hard enough.

Ahem…LeBron > Kobe…last night at least.  We’ll see come May or June or July, whenever the NBA Playoffs get here.

NASCAR’s finally gonna relax a little and let ‘em race.  Anybody else going to the Daytona 500 here in a few weeks?  I’m about 95% certain that me and the mrs. will be spending Valentine’s Day there.  Yes, I am a hopeless romantic.

Earth to the Jaguars!  Nobody wants the naming rights to Jacksonville Municipal Stadium because you don’t ever make an effort to dispute rumors that you’re leaving town!  Although, I don’t have an MBA yet, so who am I to say the “Invest in us!! We may or may not be around for long!!” strategy won’t work in the long run?

How did I not know about this website before yesterday?  I was gonna link a post or two, but just about everything is funny so I’ll just direct you to the home page.

The IRS is auditing the University of Texas.  This never would have happened if they would have just sent their players to work a “job” at a car dealership like their much smarter rivals.

I’ll be here March 19 and 21 if anyone cares to join me.

Anybody got a tissue for John Mara to he can get that egg off his face?

How did I not hear that Kenny Britt was arrested!?  Seriously…first the whatthefux.com website and now this?  A threadjack every once in a while from you guys would be appreciated.

Hey, Dale, it just might have something to do with your last name.

“He loves to vacuum all day — loves to!” Kim said. “He’s going to kill me for saying that.”  Werd, Reggie.  I love to vacuum too.

Yesterday, it was “Johnny Damon to the Braves!?”  Today, it’s “Johnny Damon to the Tigers!?”

Why be so secretive?  Just pay the guy, release a statement to the press, and be done with the topic.

Former Bammer coach and current Jags QB coach Mike Shula may be the frontrunner for the vacant ECU job.  Nevermind…Ruffin McNeill is the Pirates new head coach.

Mizerle06 is a senior writer and editor for Sparty & Friends.  If you’d like to donate to his newly-founded charity where all proceeds are guaranteed to be used to finance his MBA degree as well as various recreational activities, send him an email via mizerle06@gmail.com and he’ll graciously send you the paypal link.

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