Good morning, Friends. We’ve finally made it…33 bowl games have passed and all the marbles are on the line tonight. Everybody seems to have a Bammer-Texas preview, so I sifted through and picked you out a good one. Ok, that’s a lie…I only read through that one, so the others could be good too and I wouldn’t know. Anywho, I’ve been pretty jacked about this game for the past month and I’m definitely ready for kickoff. Unfortunately, as soon as the final whistle sounds, college football will be over for 8 months again. Holy crap, that went by fast!
Oh, and this is scandalous!!
Mike Shanahan is honored to be the next guy fired by the ‘Skins so he can chillax and collect his gigantic buyout. In the meantime, the Broncos should send Dan Snyder a fruit basket.
While this tv probably sells for about $50k right now, just wait a couple of years and it’ll be down to about $800.
Is Pacquiao-Mayweather really off? Shux, I was really looking forward to not paying for this fight and reading a headline that declared the winner after the fact.
The #1 team in the land needed a little rescuing against mighty Cornell last night.
Some insight to the restrictions to come regarding the NFL’s immediate future.
The GMAC bowl was not a stinker last night.
Chuck Weis is taking his schematic advantage to Kansas City. Guess who else is probably on his way…just call the Chiefs the Patriots West.
Right now, the Hibachi is looking at an indefinite suspension. That may be the least of Agent Zero’s worries.
I agree, the Jets should be favored to win the Super Bowl…pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. Another J-E-T-S note, Braylon Edwards 2009 ended on a sour note.
Man, the Gators sure do love the criers.
The only thing missing from Jevan Snead getting decleated here is his actual cleats flying off:
This Bernie Madoff wannabe got caught early, thank goodness.
Chuck (the non-role model one) for Bammer governor in 2014.
The most famous wardrobe malfunction in the history of the universe is still getting court time.
The Dawfeens are classy. /sarcasm
Brian Billick and/or Marty Schottenheimer to the Bills?
Don’t fear! Repairs to the Citrus Bowl field are on their way!
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I watched GI Joe last night…eh.
Also, the Magic have lost three in a row. It’s midseason but I’m sure a certain someone would start saying how our run is over
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Me vs Jen for all the marbles.
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Damn them all. Damn them for ruining the PacMan-Mayweather. Boo!
However, the PacMan may make further history by taking a belt in another weight division (154)
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re: .gif of Jevan Snead being leveled – by the way, together, those guys make “410″; that’s right, a shoutout to Baltimore.
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forgot to include this link in TMA: dogs FTW!!
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I already used that joke…:-(
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They made the movie way too cheesy.
/cartoon > movie
//…and knowing is half the battle.
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as did knightro. you see, I third-generation stole that joke. now, the original punchline isn’t the joke…the joke has become a parody of itself. one or two further uses of this joke on a joke, and it’ll become a full blown meme.
/jokeology 401 – the evolution of a meme
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I think it has officially reached ‘running gag’ status.
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I really thought Chuck would sit out a year and count his ND money.
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/miz is a redneck
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(insert obligatory spent it all on cheeseburgers quip here)
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I do believe we’re past running gag and into legendarily epic with “/miz is a redneck”
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We should submit it to the International World Record Association* to see if it’s the longest and most used running gag ever.
*I just made that association up
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I think “your momma…” beats out “/miz is a redneck”.
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the movie did suck, but it was just cool to see the characters. apparently it already has sequel greenlighted, and new writers and director are being brought on to make it watchable.
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Was Christopher Eccleston at least good in it?
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Not as good as Paul Pierce.
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He was ok Hawkeye…the script just blew…I mean it was two hours of setting up a sequel…that is all
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In other words: Fantastic Four
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Reference the game tonight — to borrow an old quote “I wish they both could lose”. If Alabama wins, that makes 4 straight champs from the SEC. If Texas wins, that makes the last 5 national Champions Texas-Florida-LSU-Florida-Texas. I am not sure I am comfortable living in a world where Texas has 2 national championships in any reasonable period of time. But, maybe the symmetry will close the book on this period and we can go back to normalcy next year….
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ROLLLLLL TIDE!
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I had a similar sentiment for the SEC championship game but worded it as “I wish a sinkhole would open up under the Georgia Dome just after kickoff.”
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See I generally would want that to happen to this particular game but because it’s at the Rose Bowl I wouldn’t want to destroy the stadium
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I actually wanted the whole Georgia Dome swallowed up (see: Tennessee’s last 6 trips to that pit of darkness and despair).
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Hook ‘em Horns!
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I have to agree with miz here, not only does it get rid of the involved parties but sinkholes are freaking hilarious.
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