With only a week left for your PRE Holiday shopping rush I, GatorTrey lend some advice on how to shop for your significant other this holiday season.

First. If you have to ask the salesperson about the price, your significant other will probably want it, and you might be setting a terrible precedent that could bite you in the ass in a few years.

Second. If they hint around for months that they want something, DON’T get it. It will surprise the shit out of them more and they won’t have to use that fake “WOW” look.

Third. When all else fails a spa day is money. Not too expensive, relaxing, and usually self rewarding…;-)

Fourth. If you can’t find that perfect gift, it’s ok. But NEVER NEVER NEVER say…”I wanted to get you something else BUT…” Don’t back yourself in a corner, because then they a) Start to wonder what that something else is. b) Find their gift inadequate. c) spit in your egg nog. And all three are possible.

With that in mind…Links.

Look up Dick! After only half the season of TO, the Bill’s Jauron finds himself jobless, sad, and in need of a hug.

With the fans of Kansas City wondering when the hell they were going to work, Dwayne Bowe was suspended four games for the use of performance enhancers.

The BullGator calls Notre Dame one of the non-elite …Oh Snap! Some Irish mo-fos are gonna come at it like it’s wrong and back it up with…their 1988 National Championship? Their NBC deal? Their mascot’s strange resemblence to me…Fine, you’re elite just ON those grounds.

You wanna see me Hulk out of my gently pressed shirt and manly double Windsor knot tie? That’ll do it.

According to these guys, Kevin Garnett is still an ass.

The Beadlemaniacs compare John Wall’s debut to Xavier Henry’s. I can do some comparing too…Kentucky = Overrated. Kansas = Your National Champs. BREAKFAST!

Speaking of Kentucky, Miami (OH) head Coach Charlie Coles repsonds to a reporter’s question of how he let his game against the Wildcats slip away from him…

Pacquiao Opens at 8-5 Favorite over Mayweather.

That’s Orlando area native AND Cy Young Award winner Zach Greinke to you buddy.

Steve Phillips’ next job? VOTE NOW AMERICA!

In resposne to the nation’s crippling recession the Boston Red Sox have decided to increase ticket prices to pay for John Lackey or Matt Holliday.

Be sure to tune in next Wednesday when I give you advice on how to behave in front of your in-laws on Thanksgiving! I promise…It will be GOLDEN advice.

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