(Note: I started this post as the Mayhem went down…I finished it just now) It’s a nice weekend for college football and rather than just preview the big two games I’ve decided to give you 5 things to get your nips wet about tomorrow’s action.

1) The Noon Facta’ – Normally the noon games make for good time to mow the yard, hammer shit, bathe the dog, and other shirt optional manly honey-do items that. Not this week. The Northwestern-Iowa matchup is guarenteed to be close because Iowa is in it. Virginia goes to Miami in a game that seems to be an Al Groh special by now. Meaning Virginia will come out looking dominant only to get wiped off the face of the Earth by BC next week. Finally South Carolina and Arkansas will surely have scores that will make the Arena League shit themselves. Solid slate!

2) The Oregon Letdown Commences! – I’m not predicting a loss by the Quack, but if history mixed with science tell me anything Oregon is due for one WTF game a year, and I guarentee Boise WASN’T that game. I’m a freaking Oracle…it’s coming.

3) The USC Recovery Effort! – After Oregon made them a true directional, Southern Cal looks to rebound against a Sun Debils team that went from promising to total shit in a matter of two seasons under Dennis Erickson. Poor Mr. Erickson has found it hard to win without those massive arrest records helping him out.

4) The Hometown Team – I’m a Gator through and through, but I’ve always supported UCF simply because they’re in Orlando. They play Texas AT Texas this weekend. If they can somehow pull the upset of the century and beat the ‘Horns they’ll come home heros. Chances are, this one being worse than rape though.

5) Oklahoma/Nebrasky – Years ago this game was the tits on a national level, but now both teams limp into this game praying for someone to pay attention to them. I’m sure Billy Simms and Turner Gill are very proud of both these squads. Regardless, BIG TIME RIVALRIES ARE ALWAYS GOLDEN! Like Corn Nuggets!

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