With no baseball or football last night I turned my attention to the several hours of Man vs. Food that we have recorded over the season. Due to my extremely important lifestyle I tend to get lost on television series from time to time so I play a lot of catch up. I know it’s the most obvious effin’ question, but HOW THE HELL does one eat that much food? He took down 7 1/2 lbs of food in Washington, DC! 6 1/2 lbs in Boise! 5 Bowls of flaming hot chili in Springfield, Illinois! Not only that, they aren’t bland and drained out…many of them are spicy as the debil’s piss. This guy has gone from completing these challenges every once in a while to just housing every impossibly heavy food item they drop in front of him.

Ladies and gentlemen…Screw food sprinters like Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut…this guy is the greatest eater in America. He’s not but for speed, but he’s definitly the marathon runner of foodies.  

Things Cole Hamels will quit: Smoking. Biting his nails. Cursing. Things he won’t quit on? Not sucking against the Yankees, that’s for sure.

Roger Godell is going before Congressasking for an amendment to prevent their athletes from using state law to circumnavigate the NFL policy on drug testing. For a law nerd this is pretty big stuff. Many will argue that a federal allowing sports leagues rights to be supreme would impede the State’s sovereign rights that the Constitution provides. The leagues will bank on Congress’ obsession with ‘roids.

Will someone PLEASE pet Mangini…He’s sad.

Career choice aside, I HATE people who just bitch and moan because they think someone is trying to keep them down…Just shut the fuck up already.

On that note…guess who compared Manu Ginobilli to Michael Vick?!

Who let Delonte in Maryland? Packing heat sucka’

Bill Walton has made another career choice.

One time “young comedian” and current “actor” Chris Wylde was accused of being gay…not by me…

With Bowden fighting off boosters, on solid frowning at a time, FSU’s toad-man Mickey Andrews will be retiring come ‘10. Way to jump ship.

My fellow Gators at Every Day Should Be Saturday do it again…CLASSIC college football graphical data!

Guess what country has decided that the H1N1 vaccine rations should go to professional hockey players first?

Turn yourself in for a DUI? You must be drunk!

Back to the BCS headquarters…(sequel from a few weeks ago)

Weezer Snuggie Commercial…

Sorry for the lameness, between a head cold, a trial, and the podcast I was very busy yesterday. I promise that you won’t see a blogger try harder over the next few weeks than I will.

Oh…and before Sparty starts with the smack talk. Congrats to the Pistons…they still own the Magic. (for now)

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