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November 01, 2009

The Morning After: November 1, 2009

By patphish

tma-weekendGood morning. I hope you all enjoyed your extra hour of Halloween debauchery sleep. I bought an iphone yesterday, seems pretty cool, but tech stuff doesn’t give me wood. I mainly bought it so I can be on Sparty and Friends at work and so I can send cool emails that say “sent from my iphone”. I’ll never figure out how to remove that, but apparently it’s annoying so I have no real desire to remove it any way. I also had a 2 hour deep tissue massage last night. I’ll be sore today, but it is so worth it. I then relaxed and watched my Fighting Irish lay the smack on Washington State. My life is good.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! No wait,………………….Hahahahahahahaha!

Wow, I watched this game and I’ve never seen a team play so poorly in the third quarter and so great in the fourth. This team is starting to remind me of the last team from the Big TelevEN to win the national title.

Very cool Halloween unis.

Mr. Spikes needs to be suspended.

No real upsets, both Sparty and I both went 9-1 in the pick ‘em, both of us losing on upset picks for only a point or 2. We have taken our usual spots atop the standings and will fight it out again this year.

Just cut his ass already.

Your pills Stephon, your pills.

Besides Miz, I’m not sure if any of you have ever met someone on crank. It’s not something you can hide very well.

The 2 most overrated linebackers east of San Diego need to STFU.

These kids have become men over the last 2 weeks. Life is effin cruel sometimes.

NFL picks: last week 0-2. Season 7-7-1. Thanks for nothing Giants.
San Fran +14 over Indy. San Fran will D up and keep it close, a victory wouldn’t shock me.
Atlanta +13 over New Orleans. Division game, The Saints are playing well, I’m not ready to crown them the ‘99 Rams yet. They did give up 34 points to a dreadful Dolphins team last week.

Just because: Craigslist rules! I think this dood is serious.

Oh yeah, the Yankees won, the game just ended.

patphish is a senior writer and editor at Spartyandfriends.com. Email him at patphish@spartyandfriends.com .

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Legendary retired little leaguer, once hit a ball 227 feet. Lion tamer in my spare time. Once sold crack to Roy Tarpley. Stole 6 bases in one slow pitch game. Scored 3 empty netters in a pond game in '84. I always hit the cutoff man. Motto is "punch an otter in the face". You can reach him by email: patphish@spartyandfriends.com

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