Opening night in the NBA was a great night for almost all involved. OK, half the teams lost. But you get the idea. LeBron James was awesome. The Celtics (and Rasheed Wallace) looked good. The Wizards looked good in Dallas despite the Mavs looking good. The Blazers looked pretty good and the Rockets followed suit, especially without McGrady or Yao. The Lakers did what most teams do on ring night and played kind of a sloppy game versus the Clips who were looking like a playoff team until the Curse of the Sacred Buffalo took Blake Griffin for six weeks via a hairline fracture of his off kneecap on a wide open dunk in the last preseason game. It doesn’t get much more poetic than that.
Arenas and Garnett look like they are back from injury (Garnett is a bit slower, but should be anyway since he’s older). The Wiz looked good enough to not really need Antawn even though they will need him down the road. The Mavs have a bunch of good players (and a great one obviously) but don’t look like a team yet. Bill Simmons might have been right when he said that Shaq is going to be surprised about how bad an offensive coach Mike Brown really is. Shaq was killing it in the first half and didn’t get the ball in the second. Some of LeBron’s new teammates are still getting used to playing with him and it shows. Daryl Morey might be right that we’ll be surprised how good the Rockets are even with the injuries.
After the jump are the Studs, and there were no players that qualified for Dud last night. (Yay, freshness!) Also, top 5 plays (including the confusion over where LeBron’s block on Ray Allen went)…
Studs
1. LeBron James – 12/22 FG, 4/9 3PT, 10/13 FT, 4 REB, 8 AST, 2 STL, 4 BLK, 38 PTS
2. Andrew Bynum – 9/15 FG, 8/10 FT, 15 REB (6 OFF), 2 AST, 26 PTS
3. Kobe Bryant – 11/26 FG, 11/12 FT, 8 REB (4 OFF), 3 REB, 4 AST, 33 PTS
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Where’s Paul Peirce?
/johned
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Studs:
The word Good
/Go Wizards!
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Johnny-
Pretty funny because Pierce was close.
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Paul Peirce has a better chance than Paul Pierce to make this stupid list.
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Gil should have been a stud. 29 and 9 in your first real game in two years is sick.
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Sheeds hair should be a stud.
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Wait how is Baron not a dud?
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i had to do a double-take, i thought ben wallace lost weight
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RETURN OF THE EXPECTORANT!
Duds:
The entire Clippers team for not punching…well…you know.
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Wasn’t taht was 8 games of preseason basketball was for? Seriously the Cavs look like they did last year. Lebron and 11 guys who will never be consistent enough to becalled poop, they’ll always be diarrehea
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well, he wasn’t in the game. caught rabies or something from the squirrel living in his neckbeard
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TJ.
Why the hell does anyone care or criticize Sanchez for eating a hot dog?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4601304
End TJ.
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Cracking him in the larynx while in street clothes would be even more spectacular!
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