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September 15, 2009

The Morning After: September 15, 2009

By mikeychx

The Morning AfterIn case you had not heard…when there is a night game on – this blog site is quite a commenting cornucopia. No…it doesn’t matter what sort of game – be it college, pro, fantasy, pick em, lingerie, UFL, NFL, AFL, NCAA even USFL. Now look…it is company policy not to discuss traffic so i wont…but look….me, patphish, sae, jrod, sparty, gator trey, miz, kwsn, fiesta trio, john, johnny, pedro, geoff, bart, tom, phyllis, gertie, eric, jaco, bernice, shanoff and cmfost (not really shanoff and cmfost) have been here during virtually all of the games and comment to the tune of at least 350,000 each time there is a game on. Please join us…..

So..Sparty was doing something important. Just when I weaseled my way out of doing TMAs, I realize that instead I get to be the fill in guy. This is okay. If I play my cards right I can usually pawn them off on JP Manahan. Just kidding JP *fingers crossed*.

So didja hear…while we were all watching MNF last night Roger Federer actually didn’t win the US Open? He actually said naughty words. ESPN didn’t blur out his mouth like they were doing a few months ago…glad they dont do that anymore.

Jeff Garcia signed with the Eagles…I think the better fit woulda been Carolina…but was it AJ Feely taking that spot…or was it just regular Jay Feely that got that….are the Feely brothers like the Molina’s of football…are they even brothers? One kicks and one passes? We need another Feely to punt so we could have a pass, punt, and kick contest.

So the Raiders found a way to lose their game while your head was still buzzing from the Patriots improbable win over the Bills. If anything – we all realized that the Lions will now win this year, the Cowboys will make the playoffs, and an unexpected team will win the Super Bowl. Why? Because…nothing was normal last night…until the last two minutes of each game. Blowouts = compelling? Gonna be a long weird season.

Did Keith Olbermann just say the Bengals were in premature ejaculation mode?

Sad to Hawkeye and JRod…but not really since baseball has been over in Minneapolis for about three weeks now…but Justin Morneau = shelved for the year. Does anyone care about baseball outside of New York and Boston, and Anaheim and Philadelphia….in case – here’s the coolstandings report with all of the locks by now.

Urlacher = Brady…well if you rely on your defense it could be. But no one can step in like a Matt Cassel and equal an Urlacher…so dont count on the Bears getting double digit wins and someone overpaying for a journeyman. For now…someone has decided that Derrick Brooks is not the answer though. And Piso Tinoisa-alphabet? If ya got the bears D in FFL…consider an alternative.

Anthony Gonzalez is out for a while in Indy…since Marvin Harrison is still available…why not? No one shot Marvin in the face in real life…that was just in Pulp Fiction. Marvin shot someone for real…but he will fill in nicely for a while.

Rodney King is best known for getting his ass kicked by the cops. Why not exact some revenge on by kicking a cops ass on Celebrity Boxing. Seriously…King is a celebrity?

Cris Collinsworth is emabrassed by his performance in the booth on SNF a video of himself disparaging women….fucking youtube and the nfl…all the evidence is gone now…and I missed it. How is it that I can still find Erin Andrews videos but not CC. Well here is the before math and the after math from Deadspin. If you find the video…let us know.

Wouldn’t it suck to make millions….pretend to give investment advice…lose everything including your World Series ring? Not to mention be named Lenny?

Terrelle Pryor: Next Big Thing…or Next Big Bust?

So…I am sure I missed something and you may be mad about it. I will leave you with the remedy for this in a video that is NSFW only for language….so put your head phones on and take this advice today. In the mean time…have a nice morning.

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Born in Chicago...Grew Up in Florida...Virginia Beach is Home but I live in Los Angeles....like that make sense I am a sports vagabond...my teams are from all over Lakers, Buccaneers, Cowboys, Gators, and more than all - Cubs. Ill get you more later...like you are really interested

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