Wonder how Drew Rosehaus will spin this to teams. Plaxico Burress is headed to jail for 2 years after pleading guilty to the gun charges from that unfortunate incident that happened last year in a NYC club.
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So is Plax going to jail for 2 years?
/Joking this time cbh49er(Quote)
He can’t. Plax better hope the UFL still exists when he gets out. cbh49er(Quote)
i think he serves 1 – 18 months. but his career is done. he is too old for a receiver coming back in 2+ years. sparty(Quote)
maybe he can come back as a QB sae(Quote)
Florio said it’s likely Plax’ll spend 80% of the time, so like 20 months or so. HawkEye19(Quote)
In NY you HAVE to do either 89 or 85% of your sentenced time (don’t know the number off hand).
He got below the min-mandatory…overall this is probably the deal he wanted. GatorTrey(Quote)
If he’s already a wide receiver will this make him a wider receiver?
/prison buttsecks joke for miz knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Lurie has already contacted Plax. He is secretly putting together the
GreenMean Machine./Longest Yard’d knightro(Quote)
he was a slot, wasn’t he? so now he’ll be the split end sae(Quote)
golf clap knightwhosaysni(Quote)
/doesn’t give a shit spencer096(Quote)
Wow. Just wow. Millionaire athletes should have their bodyguards carry the guns, not carry weapons themselves. And don’t abuse animals. That’s also in the bodyguard’s job description. Fiesta Trio(Quote)
+1 to kwsn for obligatory prison buttsecks joke.
-1 to the rest of you for letting this post marinate for 21 minutes before the first one was made. mizerle06(Quote)
- infinity to Miz for bringing the board down. GatorTrey(Quote)
-1 for miz for actively desiring tired, stale, buttsecks jokes when they’re about as obvious as a fart in a flower shop spencer096(Quote)
this is the internet, spencer. Al Gore invented it for dick jokes and prison buttsecks jokes.
/science mizerle06(Quote)
i have heard that a bunch of times, but it makes me giggle all the time. +1 sparty(Quote)
al gore invented the internet for two reasons and two reasons only…
1. porn
2. college football arguments spencer096(Quote)
3. Music Debates HawkEye19(Quote)
don’t lie; that’s what you really meant. mizerle06(Quote)
beat me to it, hawkeye. mizerle06(Quote)
it’s not an argument about music when i’m involved…i have this piece of paper that says in any music debate, im always right.
teehee. spencer096(Quote)
http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2009/05/report_new_york_giants_burress_2.html sparty(Quote)
What a bleepin moron. HawkEye19(Quote)
I already lost once last year…I don’t get into Music debates with Spencer unless it involves Early 90s East Coast v. West Coast rap. GatorTrey(Quote)
yeah, spencer knows his music, i don’t dare take him on. but he knows shit about nfl pass rushers. sparty(Quote)
i think you left that word out, sparty.
/john abraham over james harrison…PSSH
and in a music argument, i think we’re all losers. spencer096(Quote)
abraham has been a qb go getter for his entire career. he has only been able to do that. harrison had a great fucking year last year, but not enough to warrant a top 5 ranking. i would have stuck with merrimen for your argument. sparty(Quote)
damnit…i should’ve.
instead i went with a steeler? FUCK ME. spencer096(Quote)
Plaxico will do at least 20 months in jail. The only reason he doesn’t serve his 3.5 years is that he pled guilty to a lesser charge. I am not saying I advocate carrying illegal firearms around but in most states and localities, that would have received a fine.
Taking two years out of the life of anyone is harsh. 90% of the time, I think criminals get off with lenient sentences. A teacher having sex with several teenage girls got 6-12 months for example. I guy who burglarized dozens of homes got 3 years. So how does Plaxico get 2 years when he didn’t even hurt anyone other than himself. He wasn’t using the gun to commit a crime.
Then again, I don’t expect any other celebs to get caught carrying a gun in NYC anytime soon. cycledan(Quote)