Good Tuesday morning. I hope you’re all doing well. I know some of us have been a bit under the weather lately (not me, cause I’m country strong) so here’s to all of our readers and writers having good health. /raises coffee cup to screen in a toasting manner
Some college football preseason odds.
Tiger’s getting fined for expressing his displeasure.
Unhappy Meals…creative.
A link for our Nostradamus-ian NBA-loving, Dook-hating, Maryland-defending writer.
A quick “outlook” for the 21 CFB programs with new head coaches…and some hot seat talk.
In a sign-of-the-times story, it looks like somebody sent Saturn’s Rings to Cash 4 Gold.
Chuck Weis wants results!
Reggie Miller got publicly cockblocked.
Apparently, Jerry Stackhouse doesn’t have enough pull to confiscate videos of young’uns posterizing him.
Ummmm…this is pretty effed up.
Auburn is taking a page from Lane Kiffin’s book…just not the whole page. Otherwise, there’s be War Eagle signs in Pahokee.
“It’s not dead with cow pastures and horses all around it.“ Nobody that says that in regards to picking a school in a recruiting battle stays off of the police blotter very long…
Wait just a sec…I thought John Smoltz was placed in witness protection after the bludgeoning he witnessed last weekend?
Hyperbole for this season’s college football storylines!
In honor of one of the best country music duos ever “calling it a day“, I give you “My Maria”:
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Mix, country strong?
As HillBilly Jim how much country strong worked when the Iron Sheik took him to the house in the mid 80s
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picking myself up off the mat, hope to be back tomorrow.
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this is like a foreign language to me.
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Dun hillbilly Jim be country strong rasslin that Iranian bastard in the year we got my lovely Ford 150?
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again, foreign language-ish.
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The Red Sox won! Hallelujah!
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barely.
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You guys like Cheez Doodles…I love Cheez Doodles.
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I don’t like how cheez doodles stick to my molars.
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Cheesy Poofs > Cheez Doodles
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show thyself, Anonymous! I comment like that demands transparency!
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It’s called a toothpick…there is a nice platic one at the end of your Swiss Army knife.
If you don’t have a Swiss Army knife, your the tip of your Bowie knife should work.
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every Swiss Army knife owner knows the toothpick only lasts a week…it’s lost too easily.
every Bowie knife owner knows the first rule of Bowie knife ownership is to never put your Bowie knife in your mouth.
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Anonymous was me this time.
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see, now don’t you feel better for coming clean?
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Pretty sure it was along the lines of /miz is a redneck.
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it was beyond me, rek. I have no idea what that was but I checked my redneck-english dictionary and there was no translation.
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Yea, I couldn’t quite figure it out either.
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Corrected. I’m sure those two guys wouldn’t do that.
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Miz, did I send my link too late to get in?
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cbh- we will work it in during the next couple days. i got it this morning. i have been sick the last couple days, so i didn’t forward it quick enough.
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what if you’re climbing a rope tho? you can’t look badass without a knife between your teeth. it’s science.
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cbh –
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holding it between your teeth is not the same as going tip-first towards your molars.
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Excellent point. Way to practical to put it in a holster when you can look like a fucking hero and have a knife in your mouth.
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I think all gym classes should require students to put a Practice knife in their mouth when climbing rope.
Once they get good at it they can move to the real thing.
We’d be a much better country for it.
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Its all good, get better Sparty.
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free advice to all the young Bowie-knife-wielding-rope-climbing-sparkies out there…the sharp side of the knife points AWAY from your mouf.
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we’d be a country of chuck norrises. unparalleled greatness, and all that.
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/man up’d
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Unless they’re going for the Joker look.
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That would be a great country.
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wus
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