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Congratulations to the Pro Football HOF inductees. Rod Woodson was my favorite player when I was growing up. I have a sweet authentic Woodson Steeler jersey that is probably 20 years old now.

I’m sure you noticed the passing of John Hughes last week. I thought I would use tonight’s post for some Hughes highlights, because you know no one else on the web has done that yet.

But first let’s get the baseball games and tonight’s TV viewing out of the way:

MLB

Early games
Astros (Moehler) @ Marlins (VandenHurk)
Reds (Cueto) @ Cardinals (Lohse)
Cubs (Gorzelanny) @ Rockies (De La Rosa)
Athletics (Gonzalez) @ Orioles (Guthrie)
Blue Jays (Rzepczynski) @ Yankees (Mitre)
Tigers (Jackson) @ Sawx (Penny) espn
Left coast games
Mets (Pelfrey) @ Diamondbacks (Davis)
Dodgers (Kuroda) @ Giants (Sanchez)
Rays (Garza) @ Angels (O’Sullivan)
White Sox (Floyd) @ Mariners (French)

Tonite on the toob

8pm
FOX – Teen Choice 2009
NFL Network – Green Bay Packer Intrasquad Scrimmage
FX – White Chicks
Boomerang – Scooby Doo and the Caped Crusader Caper
9pm
Spike – Star Wars
USA – Monday Night RAW

And on with the tribute…

Good old Clark Griswold

Cousin Vicki: I’m going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it.

Clark: Our holidays were always such a mess.
Clark Sr.: Oh, yeah.
Clark: How’d you get through it?
Clark Sr.: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

Weird Science

Gary: Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt: Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Taxi driver: Where to?
Neal: Chicago.
Taxi driver: Chicago? You know you’re in St Louis?
Neal: Yes I do.
Taxi driver: Why not catch a plane? You get there faster and you get a free meal.
Neal: If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

The Breakfast Club

Bender: PB & J with the crusts cut off… Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch; all the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian: Uh, no, Mr. Johnson…

Have a good night

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, but I’d still have to bum rides off of people.

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