Holy Hell….Mikey is doing his job. That’s right…I am actually doing a Monday TMA…shocking I know. You haven’t seen me because I joined a cult and they forced me to do Amway but the upside was i got to marry six wives and have sex with them randomly whenever I wanted…and their daughters too.

So this is a hard time of the year to do TMAs….baseball – sans steroids – does not provide much controversy… so TMA ends up being a sort of SportsCenter for the most part…rehashing what you probably already know. Shitty, I know. But at least you get to comment uncensored here….ala water cooler….without the water though.

So we had a birthday last week…One year old Sparty….but we all know this place wasnt shit til i showed up…so the real birthday isn’t until August…I just wondered how it all went so smoothly in the middle of baseball season. I already said it but I will ask it now instead because I feel like I am biased as a Cubs fan….

WHY IS BASEBALL SO UNCOMPELLING SO FAR?

Doesn’t matter really, because now the HR derby s gonna happen tonight…and then the ASG…then we get to get into the second half o’ the season….but it really means CFB and NFL are that much closer.

Quickly then….

Steve Stricker won the John Deere golfing outing on the professional golfers circuit

No offense to anyone…but a Korean won the US Womens Open again….are there any quality American chicks out there?

For some reason the Nationals manager was fired last night.

Will Lance start another streak…starting this year?

UFC or WWE….there is a possibility that another author covered this…but now we get complete input from our weekday cronies…

If the season ended today we would have the following matchups

American League:

Detroit @ Boston
New York Yankees @ LA Angels

National League:

St Louis @ LA Dodgers
San Frnacisco @ Philadelphia

Anyone here think this is really how it will turn out?

Too many athletes are dying…Arturo Gatti now? By his wife? I will sleep with one eye open forever now…Even the Apple is scared.

I gotta few posts this week to out do this crap…but this should get you through for a few hours….enjoy.

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