Oh, by the way, I’m a moron. I told you yesterday that NASCAR was racing today when in fact they raced their Sprint Cup race (the LifeLock400.com) last night at Chicagoland Speedway. So, no professional left turns today.

don’t feel too bad. i live a few miles from the track and barely knew there was a race this weekend, much less what day it was

clown: Which one: Tebow or Maisel? Actually, I have no problem kneecapping either one, since they’re both overrated.

I would go with both if I were you clown, that way you get 2 cookies.

First one of you to kneecap this guy wins a cookie. Now…GO!!

Which one: Tebow or Maisel? Actually, I have no problem kneecapping either one, since they’re both overrated.

(sounds like some highschool-level drama).

Complete with badly abbreviated tweets and everything! NBC can have a new show now when they cancel Leno at 10.