I get sent a ton of emails from friends and family that i just delete with not even looking to see what it is. Most of the time, you can just tell in the subject line that it is another stupid fwd email that will tell you to send it to 6 friends if you want your greatest dreams to come true. I haven’t done that since 2000. Maybe that is what the Yanks haven’t won a World Series since?
Anyway, Patphish sent me this one today. When I receive it from him, usually that means it is worth reading. So I decided to share with you all. Jen, if this bothers you, please email patphish@spartyandfriends.com.
Summer Classes for Women
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, June 30, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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My favorite. cycledan(Quote)
# 12, welcome to my world. patphish(Quote)
…especially during shows that involve Jack Bauer. john(Quote)
this would be the hair drier in our house. sparty(Quote)
Swap Target for Wal-Mart and you have a friend’s wife. HawkEye19(Quote)
You know, I think the DVR may have saved my marriage. She just doesn’t get that when I am watching a show and there is dialog on the show, I can’t hear it when she talks. Now I just pause, hear or pretend to hear her and then get back to the show. What an invention! cycledan(Quote)
Definitely…unfortunately I usually give a look to her and then pause it so she knows it bothers me…then she usually just leaves me alone for a bit so I can keep watching til a commercial. rekcalsa(Quote)
Mine doesn’t want to talk to me during the show…she wants to talk to the TV. I love it! knightro(Quote)
this is
awesomeoffensiveawesome! mizerle06(Quote)