CBH49er from CBH Sports is our regular Thursday guest writer for The Seventh Inning Stretch. He had prepared a nice photo for 7IS that was NSFW therefore NSF the front page here at Sparty and Friends. I didn’t wanna deny you the chance to see the picture or stifle CBH’s creativity…so Ill give you the link instead and a substitute pic of Jessica Biel instead.
I am going to be celebrating a friend’s 21st birthday this Saturday in Adams Morgan in DC. It has made me think back to my 21st birthday and how it is hard for that day to live up to the hype that precedes it. My 21st birthday wasn’t the first time I got shitfaced but it was the first time I was able to get into a bar. I really didn’t get that wasted as I had broke friends with me who couldn’t afford to buy me drinks. The only real memorable thing that happened was me doing karaoke for the first and so far only time in my life. My song choice couldn’t have been worse, Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb, The song itself is amazing but a terrible song for karaoke.
What should have been my 21st birthday in terms of sheer awesomeness and fun was my 24th birthday. My friends and I took over the bar. I had friends from different areas at each table, basically representing different stages of my life. I took at least 15 shots that night and somehow didn’t puke. I ended the night by standing on one of the tables, staring drunkenly and somehow avoiding being kicked out. Definitely the greatest party night of my life.
So fellow commenter’s, how did your 21st birthday stack up? Did it live up to the hype or have you had much better birthdays?
Tonight is Thursday, time to start the weekend! Enjoy a brew and check out some of the sports and entertainment on the boob tube tonight.
NBA Playoffs
Game 5, TNT at 8:30 PM EST: Orlando Magic at Cleveland Cavaliers, Magic lead 3-1. Finish em off Orlando, don’t give them any hope. You averted David Stern’s Code Red on Tuesday, do it again tonight!
MLB
If you’re dying to know the score of Cleveland/Tampa Bay and Boston/Minnesota, check here:
http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/scoreboard?date=20090528
Detroit Tigers at Baltimore Orioles, 7:05 EST, Kojjjjjjiiiiiiiiii starts tonight, the rest of MLB needs to enjoy tonight, because tomorrow night everything changes, when Matt Wieters makes his debut.
Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs, 8:05 PM EST, I feel safe in saying it will be another championship less year for the Cubbies.
Atlanta Braves at Arizona Diamondbacks, 9:40 PM EST
WWE
WWE Superstars, 8:00 PM EST on WGN America
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I hate Jessica Biel now that she said she’s “too hot” and doesn’t get offered any decent roles…EXCUSE me??! I can think of 5 actresses in 5 seconds that are prettier than her.
Tribe completes their 4-game sweep of Ray’s Pizza…Whoo-hoo!
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yeah, not a big fan of hers either.
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Maria Bello > Jenna Elfman > Jessica Biel
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my wife refers to Maria Bello as the “hot mom”
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yeah, biel’s a dog!
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i wouldnt let jessica biel anywhere near my pee pee
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pickin’ time kids…I got Cleveland.
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Cave by 9, Magic in 6
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I gots the refs!
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the refs can only win if we don’t notice them.
that’s why they always lose.
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do i get to hear your story?
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Celtics in 4
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oh, so now you’re ready to talk, huh?
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/it’s not a very good story
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yes
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you suck
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jeebus…skip to my lou for 3. picking up right where they left off.
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that first foul with the and-1 for D-Ho is a perfect example of the refs anticipating a foul.
/I hate that
//end rant…for now
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I’m only meh on Ms. Biel, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
/or any other reason really.
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things are getting testy between Big Slow and D-Ho.
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sooooooo, what time is game 6?
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it’s at Cavs time!
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i hope trey has flag football tonight
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i like ms. biel for what it’s worth
big z got suspended for 6 games i think
down to 7 spellers
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The spelling bee is the most worthless thing ever. They’re all so good they have to come up with words that will never be used by anyone ever in conversation. What life skill is that developing? All you’re doing is keeping these kids from developing social skills making them study these insane words 3 hours a day. Yes, I’m blaming the parents. I don’t think most of these kids want to be doing this.
/end rant
//also stop anticipating fouls!
///miz’d
////gitc’d
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the Cavs have an incredible ability to have a 20+ point lead and turn it into a 9 point lead in the span of about 3 minutes.
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the NBA continuation rules may be almost as retarded as the inconsistent refereeing.
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College basketball is superior to NBA basketball in every way in my opinion.
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Except for the rampant cheating by John Calipari of course.
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the technical on svg actually was beneficial.
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I agree with kwsn.
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miz, hit me up on gchat.
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outside with beer > inside watching NBA
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Dodgers up 2-0 on the Cubbies.
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The celeb court side shots were funny…Mariano looks like he’s watching the game with friends, CC looks like he’s watching the game with friends aaaand A-Rod looks like he’s there by himself.
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Sorry about the NSFW photo Mikey, but you chose a great pic of Jessica.
Just saw the new 49ers jerseys, pretty sick.
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That’s NSFW?
/says the guy with no computer at his place of employment
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link cbh?
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down to 4 after a pair of impossible words
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Cavs choking again!
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down to the championship words with three spellers left
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i am shocked that they got it down to 1 by half.
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i actually laughed out loud at that. +13
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speaking of the courtside celebs…Roethlisberger or Quinn?
You decide…
http://www.spartyandfriends.com/?p=14632
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So is mikey’s blog dead or what?
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team gatortrey leading the puppets.
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It’s over some girl from Kansas won
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This crowd is KILLING the Cavs… have a little faith in your team people!
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here goes the ‘Gic with the 3’s raining again.
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D-Ho has 4 fouls…if the Cavs don’t attack him in the paint the entire rest of the game until he’s fouled out, then someone needs to step on Mike Brown’s glasses.
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why does no one crash the boards every time when somebody shoots a long jumper? didn’t they learn that when they were about 6 or 7?
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fetch…probably…
all sports is fancier than the cubs only
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miz…can you email me your tele number so i can text you…not singling out commenters…sorry sparty…just wanna sen miz some sext messages
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sure mikey…no love for the rest of us
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*blushes*
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cleveland gonna pull this one out?
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LeBron sucks at free throws.
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Only if it doesn’t want to get Orlando pregnant…
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Ugh, Cleveland is going to win.
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It’s LeBron’s world tonight…
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looks like it. the puppets will not be denied.
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I figured that would happen they are too good at home. But damn you can’t help but to be worried. Still the O-rena will be rocking!
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oralndo was turrible…just turrible
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I disagree Mikey, the first 12? Hell ya. But to come back again? It was a 6 point game with 2 1/2 left, and Alston and Rashard couldn’t hit a barn. That being said besides Lebron going crazy, what different did the Cavs do? They spent a little more Lebron energy, the guy was running on fumes most the game. They lucked out and got Howard in foul trouble.
I disagree that the pressure is totally on the Magic…lose Saturday…HELL YA! But we’re playing at the O-rena, the calls will be a little bit more our way.
By the way, the only gripe I have with the officials is the last Dwight foul. He did nothing wrong there.
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