Good morning. I have the privilege of writing The Morning After every Sunday for this esteemed blog. I enjoy it and don’t mind having to write it at midnight on Saturday night. But when Saturdays SUCK as much as yesterday did in the sports world, I just want to go to bed. I’m always whining that no one reads the Sunday TMA besides our good friend JP on the other side of the planet, hell, it isn’t even Sunday at his house when he reads it, but this edition is really not worth reading. Unless……………………………………..

You like chicks that can run.

You think he really didn’t feel like pitching.

You know Floriduh is filled with scumbags.

You think turning left should never win you a million bucks.

You think because it isn’t the Olympics and doesn’t involve a bong, it doesn’t matter.

You think PTI is a little over the top and not nearly as good as it once was, but that as a writer Wilbon is at the top of his game.

You think, I do accounting all day, I would gut you like fish to play pro ball instead.

You think Craigslist rules.

Have a nice day.

patphish writes for Sparty and Friends. email him and tell him what you think at patphish@spartyandfriends.com.

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