Comments on: Weekly Caption – May 6, 2009

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:16:44 +0000

“Seriously Joe, if you keep making this Administration look stupid I’m going to unleash my 12-inch cock on your daughter.”

By: The Bull Gator

The Bull Gator — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:03:35 +0000

“Let’s go over this one more time. When I tug on my right ear, you fake a heart attack so we can all get out of this mess in one piece.”

By: The Bull Gator

The Bull Gator — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:02:17 +0000

“Oh whatever, I can sit here. It’s not like this seat has his name on…oh wait.”

By: knightwhosaysni

knightwhosaysni — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:18:26 +0000

Barry: Joe, we have a major problem.
Joe: What’s up Barry?
Barry: It looks like knightro isn’t going to make it for weekly caption this week.
Joe: Oh my god! Noooo. This is awful. What are we going to do?
Barry: We need to drop everything and hold a press conference tonight at 8.
Joe: I’ll call the networks right away sir.

By: knightwhosaysni

knightwhosaysni — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:58:05 +0000

Barry: Hey Joe did you hear Chris Petersen is going to be the new coach at Mississippi State?
Joe: That sucks I’m a huge Boise State fan.
Barry: Sparty said you can take it to the bank.
Joe: Oh well I’m sure people in Idaho don’t have the internet anyway.

By: knightwhosaysni

knightwhosaysni — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:56:06 +0000

+2 sae

By: sae

sae — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:53:28 +0000

Barry: Joe, don’t look up but we’re being watched.
Joe: By the Commies?
Barry: No
Joe: By the GOP?
Barry: No, by Sparty and Friends
Joe: Who the hell are they?
Barry: It’s a sports blog.
Joe: A what?
Barry: A website where a bunch of people talk about sports.
Joe: A web-what? And why is a Michigan State sports blah watching us?
Barry: It’s not a Michigan State blog.
Joe: This is so damn confusing, can we get back to discussing the recession?

By: knightwhosaysni

knightwhosaysni — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:50:49 +0000

Hey Joe, you want to get together later ronight and discuss gay rights? You can check out my stimulus package…

By: john

john — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:41:47 +0000

Jack Bauer is waiting for me in the Oval Office Joe. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

By: Big D

Big D — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:39:46 +0000

Ebony, and Ivory… sit together in Congress in perfect harmony…

By: sae

sae — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:39:07 +0000

Joe, what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

/kwsn’d

By: mizerle06

mizerle06 — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:35:11 +0000

Barry Obammer: Joe, the shadows on your fivehead look like horns.
Joe Biden: They are horns.

By: sae

sae — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:34:48 +0000

nice one john

By: john

john — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:34:04 +0000

I don’t want to scare you Joe, but something has just gone horribly, horribly wrong. My telepromter just broke and I have to give a speech in 5 minutes.

By: sae

sae — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:33:47 +0000

hey joe, did you figure out a way to pin this whole swine flu thing on the bush administration yet?

By: sparty

sparty — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:30:46 +0000

“we don’t need to be here, we own checks and balances”