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March Madness Time
“Who’s the guy in the corner?” sparty(Quote)
Hey Joe, my wife is #93 in Maxim’s Hot 100. Are they on crack? sae(Quote)
Mr. Dodd: “Damn I know he’s president and all but his breath smells like butt today.” knightwhosaysni(Quote)
“I don’t know, Joe. Dodd compared the Bush Admin to Nazi war criminals and haven’t see him since.” sparty(Quote)
I can’t wait for burgers!!! Be sure to tip off MSNBC!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUHUCBs6Haw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.breitbart.tv%2F%3Fp%3D333563&feature=player_embedded cbh49er(Quote)
Dodd: “Uh oh Barry we’re on weekly caption this week.”
Barry: “I know, it sucks, I just know knightro is going to tear us a new one.”
Dodd: “Oops I crapped my pants.” knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Oh that’s Joe Biden not Dodd isn’t it? Oh well all politicians look alike. knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Joe, I’m going to go hide in the bunker, so I don’t get the swine flu. You’re in charge. john(Quote)
“remember our mantra, “everything is a crisis”" sparty(Quote)
Joe, I know this economic meeting is really important, but I got some kick ass seats for the Caps game. You in? john(Quote)
Joe tries to contain his disappointment when Barry tells him he’s going on national tv again preempting the series finale of his favorite show. knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Holy crap, I just got another idea on how to stimulate the economy. Lets give one american flag tissue box to every person in the country! john(Quote)
“we don’t need to be here, we own checks and balances” sparty(Quote)
hey joe, did you figure out a way to pin this whole swine flu thing on the bush administration yet? sae(Quote)
I don’t want to scare you Joe, but something has just gone horribly, horribly wrong. My telepromter just broke and I have to give a speech in 5 minutes. john(Quote)
nice one john sae(Quote)
Barry Obammer: Joe, the shadows on your fivehead look like horns.
Joe Biden: They are horns. mizerle06(Quote)
Joe, what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
/kwsn’d sae(Quote)
Ebony, and Ivory… sit together in Congress in perfect harmony… Big D(Quote)
Jack Bauer is waiting for me in the Oval Office Joe. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? john(Quote)
Hey Joe, you want to get together later ronight and discuss gay rights? You can check out my stimulus package… knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Barry: Joe, don’t look up but we’re being watched.
Joe: By the Commies?
Barry: No
Joe: By the GOP?
Barry: No, by Sparty and Friends
Joe: Who the hell are they?
Barry: It’s a sports blog.
Joe: A what?
Barry: A website where a bunch of people talk about sports.
Joe: A web-what? And why is a Michigan State sports blah watching us?
Barry: It’s not a Michigan State blog.
Joe: This is so damn confusing, can we get back to discussing the recession? sae(Quote)
+2 sae knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Barry: Hey Joe did you hear Chris Petersen is going to be the new coach at Mississippi State?
Joe: That sucks I’m a huge Boise State fan.
Barry: Sparty said you can take it to the bank.
Joe: Oh well I’m sure people in Idaho don’t have the internet anyway. knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Barry: Joe, we have a major problem.
Joe: What’s up Barry?
Barry: It looks like knightro isn’t going to make it for weekly caption this week.
Joe: Oh my god! Noooo. This is awful. What are we going to do?
Barry: We need to drop everything and hold a press conference tonight at 8.
Joe: I’ll call the networks right away sir. knightwhosaysni(Quote)
“Oh whatever, I can sit here. It’s not like this seat has his name on…oh wait.” The Bull Gator(Quote)
“Let’s go over this one more time. When I tug on my right ear, you fake a heart attack so we can all get out of this mess in one piece.” The Bull Gator(Quote)
“Seriously Joe, if you keep making this Administration look stupid I’m going to unleash my 12-inch cock on your daughter.” HuskerDawg(Quote)