So, after four straight days of survive-and-advance, do-or-die, sudden-death, single-elimination hoops, we’re supposed to just chillax and wait for more for three days!? This is ridiculous, egregious, incorrigible – that word doesn’t exactly fit, I just wanted to use it.
Anywho, it’s Monday. For you losers out there with jobs, I hope it was just like most other Mondays…i.e. crappy! However, for all of us, we’ve got three days off of NCAA tourney hoops so we’ve gotta fill the time with something else, I guess. I would propose making up for lost time and hanging out with your respective families, but who wants to do that!? Not us; that’s for sure. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be hanging around this joint, huh?
Let’s get a few administrative items out of the way before I get you some linkys. Oh yeah, and if you’ve got anything good that may be “The Morning After”-worthy, the chief has TMA duties so he’d appreciate you to drop him a link or two at sparty@spartyandfriends.com.
We had some junk go on around here today:
Mikey opened up the bizness week with TMA. He barely covered the biggest sporting event of the previous day…the Bristol race!
GITC then attempted to pay up on his debts. I think he needs a thumb broken in place of his weaksauce attempt.
Sparty gave us his best attempt at putting aside his intense Yankee-homer-fueled hatred of the Sawx and gave us an ‘09 season preview.
We had a guest post when esteemed commenter jpmanahan dropped a line on us about the mid-majors in the NCAA tourney.
GITC came back and applied his GITC Expectorant to yesterday’s action in The Association.
Onto some lesser-known sites and some linkys:
Our boy that runs TBL had himself a moment in the spotlight. Check it for yourself.
The British have unsealed some of their classified UFO files.
Lance Armstrong jacked himself up during a race today.
Everyone’s fav humble, quiet pitcher confirmed his intentions to retire today.
The NFL owners meetings are going on this week. Up for consideration, the Tom Brady Rule, the Wes Welker Rule, and the Hines Ward Rule.
Lil E. Tee, ‘92 Kentucky Derby champ, was euthenized last Wednesday. He was 20.
Even though the big boyz aren’t playin’ tonight, we’ve got some NIT, CBI, and CIT action to tide us over.
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There’s no NBA games on tonight?
/college bball sucks. Fiesta Trio(Quote)
Miz must be new to Monday Happy Hours, because he did not mention Jack Bauer’s tv show. john(Quote)
Flyers & Devils will be brawling tonight on VS knightro(Quote)
nobody commented about the Red Sox logo. sparty(Quote)
john- fixed. sparty(Quote)
We bang dudes and hookers and Madonnas.
/Yankees’d john(Quote)
new chuck tonight sae(Quote)
I only bring quality to Happy Hour, john. mizerle06(Quote)
Chuck, Heroes, HIMYM are on tonight. guyinthecorner(Quote)
+1 miz, you hate baseball and 24 and love college basketball. You sound like the coolest writer on here. knightwhosaysni(Quote)
/lisp’d
//NTTAWT sparty(Quote)
thanks, kwsn. that may be a “tallest midget”-type compliment though… mizerle06(Quote)
Non-sports (Chuck & 24) > Sports
/like it needed to be said rekcalsa(Quote)
sparty – lisp’d? the heck are you talking about? mizerle06(Quote)
For those who remember a few weeks ago when Bill Simmons did the newly founded Adam Carolla Podcast, he did it again today. Carolla’s podcast is the most popular in the history of podcasts and has been up and running completely independent (and free) from any sponsors for a few weeks now.
Last time, Sports Guy cursed a bunch and people thought it was both weird and entertaining as documented here…
http://deadspin.com/5162117/bill-simmons-unleashed-uncensored-and-uncompromising
I haven’t listened yet, but I’m sure it’s good. It can be found here…
http://carollaradio.com/2009/03/22/acp-20090323-adam-and-bill-simmons/
Props to Simmons for wearing his Duke Sucks shirt.
/double lazy’d guyinthecorner(Quote)
patphish will get it. sparty(Quote)
did we just get spammed by one of our own writers? sparty(Quote)
/miz is a slow redneck rekcalsa(Quote)
sparty told you to say that, didn’t he rek? mizerle06(Quote)
Hate to be the one to put a conspiracy theory spin on this, but just last week the French announced that they’d be doing even more intense doping tests on Lance Armstrong this week, determined to prove that he was cheating. Now, suddenly, he has a crash and is questionable for the TdF? The guy’s a national hero here and a national villain there, so I might be on the wrong side of the fence with this one… but does anyone else find anything strange with the timing on this one?
// back to my tin-foil lined office Big D(Quote)
miz–Not at all…I think for myself. rekcalsa(Quote)
rek- got change for a 20? sparty(Quote)
Big D–I just see it as a very unfortunate accident…I like Lance and hold steady that he’s innocent until proven guilty. rekcalsa(Quote)
sparty–Now ya lost me. rekcalsa(Quote)
Rek, I agree. I think the guy is an amazing athlete and human being. But even I have to put up the ol’ antennae on this one. I have a friend who works in Lance’s bike shop in Austin TX… maybe I’ll give him a call. Big D(Quote)
who’s the slow one now?
/sicktastic burn! mizerle06(Quote)
I may be slow, but at least I’m not a redneck…or unemployed.
/burn rekcalsa(Quote)
You edited to put the burn in…no fair. rekcalsa(Quote)
that’s harsh. sparty(Quote)
mizerle06(Quote)
It was mean…I know…that was MLJ-incluenced. rekcalsa(Quote)
*influenced rekcalsa(Quote)
http://www.dwightjaynes.com/why-i-dont-like-lebron-in-the-mvp-race
This guy is a complete moron. guyinthecorner(Quote)
Not that someone from that neck of the woods told me to say it.
/”friends”? rekcalsa(Quote)
Jobs are for losers, anyhow; so it don’t matta. mizerle06(Quote)
Sure it’s not this guy? rekcalsa(Quote)
HA! Spencer commented on that link. sparty(Quote)
ok, rek; “friends.” mizerle06(Quote)
Exactly mize…you’re the one getting to stay home to watch the tournament…us sorry losers are stuck working. rekcalsa(Quote)
Big D, there was a pile up with 30 other riders. Broken collar bones are one of the most common injuries when a cyclist crashes. No conspiracy theory needed.
Also, I am fairly convinced that Lance is not doping now. I am not saying he never doped, just that he is not doping now. His retort is that he was the most tested athlete in the world (which is probably true) and never tested positive. If he loses now, well he is just too old and nobody can take away his previous success. If he tests positive, he loses his entire image. He is not stupid enough to risk it all when he probably has no chance of winning a major race again. cycledan(Quote)
…and getting paid too. who does that!? mizerle06(Quote)
Awesome…internet friends are the best.
/sincere rekcalsa(Quote)
Non-sports.
Well due to this blog, I started watching watching 24 this season. Maybe I needed to watch the previous seasons but I actually like the show. It is DVR’ed now every Monday and I look forward to it. But to me, it is just another good action adventure show. I find the plot a little too silly and contrived at times with some plot flaws to really love it or want to go back and watch previous seasons.
Lost is my one drama show that I have to see. After that is is just sports, news and nature shows. Yes, I am a closet nature show junkie. cycledan(Quote)
cycledan-they went really over the top this season with the plot. but remember, this is a show that has a 5′7″ guy as its hero.
Netflix the first few seasons. make sure you clear a lot of room from your schedule, because once you start the first DVD, you won’t want to stop. sparty(Quote)
cycledan–You really should go back and check out some of the previous seasons…the plots are always kinda out there and unrealistic, but that’s one of the things I love about the show…they had some low quality seasons, but I’ve watched every one so far and will continue to watch it as long as it’s on…I love to see what they’ll come up with next. rekcalsa(Quote)
Jack goes into space to save Earth from a group of Alien terrorists. john(Quote)
My prediction is that they will work in Mexican drug lords into the next season of 24. cycledan(Quote)
Jack has already been there and done that in season 3. john(Quote)
I just saw a Natural Ice commercial on The Discovery Channel. I now believe the world is ending. HawkEye19(Quote)
I love Buster Bluth in Chuck Johnny(Quote)
bourne > bauer mizerle06(Quote)
big mike and morgan’s mom with air supply playing, didn’t need that visual sae(Quote)
I know it’s like they now owe us a shot of Sara in her underwear Johnny(Quote)
not looking like that’s likely tonight, johnny sae(Quote)
No not very likely at all
good episode though Johnny(Quote)
was that BSG’s 6 on next week’s chuck?
great episode tonight sae(Quote)
Yeah that was or is 6 Johnny(Quote)
Purdue men and women both in the sweet 16! Woo! knightwhosaysni(Quote)
Tricia Helfer? HawkEye19(Quote)
go Korea jacchx67(Quote)
Welcome back 740. Where you been? HawkEye19(Quote)
Basketball sucks, I drive a VW vanagan jacchx67(Quote)
College basketball does not suck, and yeah right. HawkEye19(Quote)
no, it doesn’t suck, but just dont get into it, my daughters soccer and sons baseball are far more exciting. As much as people want to say it, It’s almost a one man game jacchx67(Quote)
I lov playing BB becauase I can control weather my team looses or wins jacchx67(Quote)
I’m good with college ball. NBA, I just can’t get into. HawkEye19(Quote)
I know the difference butit’s just not me, of all the major sports, it’s he least team game to me jacchx67(Quote)
Absolutly. saving grace of college ball. Less individual, more team. there are some exceptions, of course. HawkEye19(Quote)
Hey HawkEye, did you get a chance to head to the Dome for any of the games this weekend? JRod(Quote)
Nope. Was at home for the Sunday games. Friday was off the board. You? HawkEye19(Quote)
tht is definitely my fav avatar jacchx67(Quote)
Nope. I was so busy Thursday-the weekend that I barely even saw the games on tv. JRod(Quote)
I didn’t see much on Saturday and a touch on Sunday. Family I tells ya. HawkEye19(Quote)
jac…ur fave avatar is jrods?
btw..baseball is less than 2 weeks away now mikeychx(Quote)
Everyone loves it. And thank God baseball is almost here. Every other team in Minnesota sucks, except for women’s bball. JRod(Quote)