Before I start last night’s Studs and Duds I have to apologize for it. Well, for half of it. You see, there are nights a few times a season coaches make good decisions and players don’t play poorly and other things fall into place and you end up with a Dud section like the one after the jump. I’m not sure if it’s bad or good, but the guys on the Dud list don’t belong there. Sure, they were the five worst guys last night but if you take a look at their lines, none of them played that poorly. On to the games from last night… Stud of the Day Dwyane put on a show last night as the Heat beat the Bulls in 2OT (130-127) as Wade stole the ball and hit a running one-footed, one-handedish, floating, 3-pointer to win the game. This made up for the fact that they should have won a million years before but he had missed a game winning layup and game clinching free throws. The Hawks won a duel with the Hornets in Atlanta and the Pistons beat the ‘Gic (who they continue to own) as Stud Antonio McDyess led them past Stud Dwight Howard. My Wiz went to Minnesota and beat the Wolves behind a Studly return by Tuff Juice. The Rockets pulled one out in Denver to beat the Nuggs by two and in a story covered by a Midnight Snack, the Blazers blitzed the Lakers and Rudy Fernandez paid the price. He was fouled hard by Trevor Ariza near the end of the game resulting in a stretcher to ambulance ride that is now said to be a soft tissue bruise of his upper chest and shoulder. He will probably be fine but the Lakers won’t be. Lamar Odom not only stepped off the bench during the fight but started pushing people. I’d say he gets 5 games on the suspension. Anyway, the first video is the Fernandez hit, the second is the regular top five (with the must-see Wade shot), and below those are the lists from last night. Enjoy.
Studs
1. Dwyane Wade – 15/21 FG, 5/6 3PT, 6 REB, 12 AST, 4 STL, 3 BLK, 48 PTS
2. Ben Gordon – 14/23 FG, 8/11 3PT, 7/8 FT, 3 REB, 3 AST, 43 PTS
3. Dwight Howard – 9/14 FG, 14 REB (5 OFF), 2 AST, 4 BLK, 27 PTS
4. Caron Butler – 9/20 FG, 9/10 FT, 10 REB, 6 AST, 2 STL, 27 PTS
5. Antonio McDyess – 5/12 FG, 3/3 FT, 18 REB (7 OFF), 3 AST, 2 STL, 13 PTS
Duds
1. Jerryd Bayless – 0/1 FG, 0/0 FT, 0 REB, 0 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 1 TO, 0 PTS, 3 MIN
2. Tyson Chandler – 1/6 FG, 0/0 FT, 5 REB, 0 AST, 0 STL, 1 BLK, 1 TO, 2 PF, 2 PTS, 39 MIN
3. Craig Smith – 2/5 FG, 0/0 FT, 1 REB, 1 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 3 TO, 2 PF, 4 PTS, 18 MIN
4. Chris Quinn – 1/7 FG, 0/3 3PT, 0/0 FT, 3 REB, 1 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 1 PF, 2 PTS, 9 MIN
5. Von Wafer – 3/7 FG, 0/2 3PT, 1/4 FT, 1 REB, 0 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 2 PF, 7 PTS, 14 MIN
Guyinthecorner is a Senior Editor here at spartyandfriends.com. He writes the NBA section, X-Games section, and contributes to College Basketball and MLB. He doesn’t watch hockey. He’s not sure how to rate Michael Phelps on the scale of athletes not only because he doesn’t directly compete against people, but because he is a fish. He doesn’t understand the hate for the 2002 National Champion Maryland Terrapins and wishes everybody would just shut up by now. He is known for having statistical formulas and might be Bill James or Joe Lunardi depending on who you ask. His identity is as hidden as many times over as the number of internet memes he employs in his comments. He can be reached at gitc@spartyandfriends.com. “GITC” is an acronym for guyinthecorner in case you aren’t that perceptive.
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First of all, where the HELL is Rip?
Secondly, fix that description paragraph.
/because i said so.
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Rip came in a two-way tie for 6th.
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Not surprised that almost half of D-Ho’s rebounds were offensive because the Magic didn’t get a lot of defensive rebounds last night.
/out-hustle’d
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two-way tie? he dropped 14 dimes while scoring 29 pts…the value of assists in this formula is piss poor.
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Feel my pain Sparty. Feel it…
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That foul by Ariza was fine and he shouldn’t be suspended.
Tyson Chandler’s line certainly suggests he belonged as a DUD.
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I did like the Gortat/Howard lineup…too bad JJ was too busy getting burned by Rip to make it effective.
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@cbh – agreed on the Ariza call. As sae said last night, shouldn’t have been a flagrant 2 and ejection.
After looking at the box score, extremely surprised the Magic had 35 def rebs, not surprised Pistons had 15 off rebs
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a player from the states wouldn’t have needed a stretch, like fernandez.*
*except for paul pierce.
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I think rip lost points because of that goofy mask
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Wait that guy played 3 minutes!!!!
He had a turnover and a missed shot and that’s it
There should be some minimum playing time to be on the list
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Sparty-
I thought Pierce used wheelchairs.
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It was the 10/25 shooting that hurt Rip.
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well, he was carried by teammates to the wheelchair.
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johnny-
Read the disclaimer at the top of the post.
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he had 14 friggin assists! guys get 14 boards a lot. not as many players, especially those that aren’t PGs get 14 assists.
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I still want an explanation for this crap: http://www.spartyandfriends.com/?p=9790&cpage=1#comment-39273
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seriously, this is childish actions by you, Gitc. just because you are wrong about St. Mary’s, doesn’t mean you have to take it out on Rip.
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Miz-
I gave an explanation. It was Louis Williams’ shooting that caused his team to have a bunch of empty possessions whereas Davis just did nothing. While he does nothing, other people can score. Williams gives the ball to the other team with all the missed shots.
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I told you
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where’s that explanation, GITC?
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Welcome to the enigma that is the GITC Expectorant (h/t knightro).
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i think this post will be under review from now on.
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So a disclaimer makes this right? That just seems like the easy way of not tweaking your formula when there’s evidence that it needs to incorporate time played in some fashion. If a guy can play 6.25% of the game and be Dud of the Day something is broken
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it is very broken. that is why he refuses to give us the formula.
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Here we go with reviews now…
That’s just going to slow down the game!
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*sigh*
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show of hands. who says the 2002 National Champion Maryland Turtles are the worst champs of the last 20 years?
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He doesn’tWe don’t understand thehate for the 2002 National Champion Maryland TerrapinsGITC Expectorant and wishes everybodyhe would justshut up by nowfix it.(Quote)
why haven’t we had knightro write a post, yet?
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He writes the Weekly Caption every week.
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Thanks, john.
Paul Pierce is great.
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*raises hand*
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Normally the Duds are pretty substantial. It just so happens that last night nobody really played that poorly.
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