AJ: He told you that?
CC: Yep.
AJ: Carl Pavano?
CC: I’m telling you, dude told me that Cashman would throw insane amount of money at me, and then I could just take off the next few years.
AJ: We are getting paid!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Editor Note: Closest thing you will see to them actually being hurt. So enjoy it for now.
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No seriously CC, Arod grabbed me right here and said “Nice package”
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CC: You’re the man!
AJ: No, YOU’RE the man!
CC: Yeah, you’re right.
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AJ: My favorite scene is when Charlie Sheen is being pulled off the mound and says “why don’t you blow me ump?”
CC: I like the bucket of chicken better myself.
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This solid gold cup I bought with my new contract money is extremely comfortable.
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AJ: Miz is a redneck.
CC: Word.
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CC: Did you see Barry’s speech last night? I voted for change.
AJ: I voted for large bills.
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AJ: A-Rod is so sexy. Is he still dating that Madonna guy?
CC: I don’t think so. Jeter asked me out last night. I’m so excited. I hope he brings me flowers.
/nttawwt
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CC: Why am I laughing? Pie is batting leadoff. Why are you laughing?
CC: Knightro.
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CC: Why am I laughing? Pie is batting leadoff. Why are you laughing?
CCAJ: Knightro./fix’d
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I still can’t believe they thought we signed with them, because we wanted to pitch for a “winner”.
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CC: You’re hung like a baby!
AJ: I know…7 lbs 8 ozs and 21 inches.
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CC: I call mine BB. What do you call yours?
AJ: This little guy right here? I call it “A-Rod’s cousin”…cause he’s injected him several times.
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CC: HAHA! This is fun!
AJ: Yeah! Let’s keep going!
CC: OK…Big East!
AJ: ACC!
CC: Big East!
AJ: ACC!
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+Big 10, knightro
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miz: werd
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Authorities have released this photo of the smiling suspects. It is believed that they escaped with over $100 million.
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AJ: We’re gonna finish…hahaha…finish ahead…hahaha…finish ahead of the Red Sox.
CC: I know…hahaha…I can’t say it with a straight face either. We suck.
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CC: These pinstripes are slimming.
AJ: I’ve got your slimming right here, buddy.
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AJ: I caught a nasty rash messing around with Jeter…luckily, I’m banking so much $$, I can pay some dude to just scratch my huevos when they itch…I’m rich, bitch!
CC: Fo’ sho’ cracka!
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+1 John!
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