I know, WTF Trey, this is a lame subject for Happy Hour. I can spice it up! How about some multiple choice. So you find a bird that many thought was extinct for decades. Do you:

a) Take a photo to wow the masses
b) Sell it
c) Allow it to be eaten
d) All of the above
e) None of the above

If you answered “d” congrats you are the smartest guy/gal in the word. Seriously, I don’t know if the whole story is funny or sad, it’s kinda like a Rob Schneider movie. You laugh, but they’re so awful you don’t know whether to feel bad that his career had come to this.

BREAKING NEWS: Ed Werder Eats Extinct Quail - Traces of extinct quail DNA scrapped off his mustache. More to follow at 11.

The relevance…there is none. But we had an action packed day here. My TMA led off with the very correct prediction that the trading dealine would suck…followed by my feelings towards Orange County playing with the idea of cutting public school athletics.

Big D previewed the Pittsburgh Pirates…and GITC gave us his Studs and Duds.

Sparty’s followup to his insanely popular top wrestling finishers, led off the 1pm hour.

BREAKING NEWS: Ed Werder Indicted in the Philippines on Quail Killing Laws. More at 11.

Anyone like those Gatorade “G” Monty Python like commercials? I do, but I refuse to recognize “G” and their marketing strategy of removing the word Gator from the product. Well someone clipped them all together for your pleasure.

TV Tonight:

You know what! Screw it, sit down and read a book, magazine, newspaper. I’m working on Cadillac Beach by Tim Dorsey. The wifey is reading Double Whammy by Carl Hiaasen (easily my favorite Hiaasen novel).  There is nothing worth a damn on TV tonight anyway (Sparty, I checked, Smallville is a repeat)…A PSA from Gator Trey

BREAKING NEWS: Ed Werder Executed for Eating Extinct Quail. More to follow at 11.

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