You cannot avoid the topic of coversation. It has been the lead story now for the past few years entering into Spring Training. Bonds, BALCO, Giambi, the Mitchell Report, Clemens, Pettitte, and now A-Rod. PED’s continue to be the cloud that hangs over Major League Baseball. Until the league and the union come completely clean about what they already know, it will be the topic surrounding the league each and every year.
Who are the 103 players that test positive? Believe you me, when I tell you that names will start to float around over the next few weeks and months. I am going to venture a guess that a majority of the players that will be listed will not be United States born players.
As Steroidpalooza ‘09 continued into TMA, Mikey showed that nobody is > him.
The A-Roid talks continued in the very next post.
GITC gave us a break with a some laughter from the folks at SNL.
Mikey tried to show us that the best players are not necessarily the best front offices men. But Joe Dumars is the exception. Greatness all around for Joe D. Of course this was interrupted by more news about A-Fraud.
Which bring us here to Happy Hour. What will we be watching, besides the 6pm SportsCenter interview between A-R*d and Peter Gammons? Let’s find out:
ESPN
West Va @ Pitt 7pm
Kansas @ Mizzou 9pm
VS
Rangers @ Devils 7pm
Non-Sports
Presidential News Conference 8pm on all major Networks.
24 9pm on Fox.
Late NBA Studs & Duds:
Studs
1. Kevin Durant – 16/25 FG, 3/4 3PT, 4/5 FT, 7 REB, 4 ATS, 2 BLK, 39 PTS
2. Dwight Howard – 9/13 FG, 16 REB, 3 STL, 2 BLK, 30 PTS
3. Lamar Odom – 13/19 FG, 17 REB (7 OFF), 2 AST, 28 PTS
4. Beno Udrih – 11/14 FG, 4/4 3PT, 3/4 FT, 6 REB, 3 AST, 2 STL, 29 PTS
5. Caron Butler – 12/24 FG, 2/4 3PT, 9/10 FT, 13 REB (5 OFF), 3 AST, 35 PTS
Duds
1. Keyon Dooling – 0/7 FG, 0/2 3PT, 0/1 FT, 2 REB, 3 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 3 TO, 0 PTS, 32 MIN
2. Courtney Lee – 1/5 FG, 0/3 3PT, 0/0 FT, 0 REB, 0 AST, 2 STL, 0 BLK, 3 TO, 5 PF, 2 PTS, 26 MIN
3. Bruce Bowen – 0/2 FG, 0/1 3PT, 0/0 FT, 0 REB, 0 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 1 TO, 2 PF, 0 PTS, 7 MIN
4. Randy Foye – 4/15 FG, 0/6 3PT, 1 REB, 2 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 2 TO, 10 PTS, 35 MIN
5. Mike Dunleavy Jr. – 0/2 FG, 0/1 3PT, 0/0 FT, 0 REB, 0 AST, 0 STL, 0 BLK, 1 TO, 1 PF, 0 PTS, 3 MIN
And congrats to Caron Butler who scored the last 15 Wizards’ points including a buzzer beater to win the game.
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juice looks tasty
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Studs and Duds is late and will therefore appear in a few minutes as part of this post.
/apology’d
//A-Rod’d
///A-Rode?
////gitc’d
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ok.
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I prefer my happy hour without Studs or Duds.
In an effort to save time:
Studs – Lakers, Spurs
Duds – Celtics, Cavs
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funny…i get the video 99% uploaded onto youtube and then i check espn…and they release it….bastards
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he has that damn Kaballah band on!!!
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studs – lamar odom, steve nash, dirk nowitzki
duds – LBJ
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wow i’m actually shocked that he owned up to it instead of going the Bonds or Clemens way
hell he even went beyond what pettite and giambi did
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barry o is getting on my nerves. he preempted scrubs a couple weeks ago and now he’s bumping chuck. i don’t remember W messing with my TV viewing this much in 8 years
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i spoke of dumars in the post…how did i miss this…i need an editor
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Mikey…if you need a copy editor…I am available to help
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Wait Obama is interrupting Chuck tonight?!?!?!
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has jeter commented on ar*d at all?
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Get that damn stimulus passed, I want my money!!!!!!!!
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Yeah…me too
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so many ellipses, wonder who it could be?
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Sparty…I have no Idea
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me neither
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+1, rwh
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ellipse / greater than man… > gitc’s formula
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I updated the GM Post to include the following
Ed Note: Commenters correctly pointed out that Larry Bird’s success was mainly the result of Donnie Walsh’s work…this makes Ainge’s one championship with the Celtics more impressive than Bird’s zero. Additionally, I mentioned Dumars brilliance earlier in the post, however failed to name him in the recollection of the post when naming GMs. In retrospect Joe Dumar’s is the exception to the rule when it comes to star players as GMs in the NBA. Ainge did win a championship with the Celtics which arguably makes him a close second to Dumars, however – Ainge was not considered a good GM until he got help from his former Celtic buddy and fellow terrible GM, Kevin McHale.
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great pic, mikey.
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Mikey wears jorts.
Gossip Guy
XOXO
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spartys idea…i just pressed the button on the camera and thats what the pola-”roid” popped out
/zing
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Mizerle06 has ptosis of the breasts.
Gossip Guy
XOXO
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Al Jefferson out with torn ACL
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STUDS AND DUDS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE BOTTOM
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holy pun, mikey.
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that deal looks even better for the T’Wolves.
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my breasts are neither saggy or uneven.no, trey. no!
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how in Gods name is LBJ not a dud?
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Miz, what I say?
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hey gossip guy…did you read the tebow link in TMA this morning
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Please tell me you called Mrs.miz to ask for that medical term.
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Tebow spoke at church yesterday morning.
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your church, miz?
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I’m only here to talk about the future.
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sparty – yep. it just so happens to be his home church where his parents go.
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Stalker.
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Miz, did you feel like a better person afterwards?
/Thom Brenneman’d
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sparty – don’t shoot the messenger, but the hot rumor on Alabama talk radio right now is Izzo has been offered the Bama job. seriously.
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and he will turn it down.
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i would think so. just wanted to pass the info along.
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On the bright side Sparty if Izzo does take the job you guys can go get Coach Pete. I’m sure that he can learn to coach college hoops
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I don’t care who ya’ are; that’s funny right there.
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Done Deal.
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the comments at the bottom of that post are great, trey!
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“rednecks”
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Those comments are fantastic. Eerily similar to the vitriol from a certain Potato State School’s football fans…
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ooh ohhh anyone here so we can live blog a rods confession!
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alex plays the piano and decorates with flowers that match his lipstick
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you wonder with this off of his chest if he will now go ff really big this year and possibly have a good postseason
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mikeyzone
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haha…a rod just said…”it feels good coming out”
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What’s with the red marks around his eyes
Does he have a rash?
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lots of tears wiped in that general area
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100%!!! say it again.
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good for arod…thats pretty genuine imo as a fan
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clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap for a-rod
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FUCK…another mikeyzone….i know we are in the sports deep freeze time of the year but damn
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I wonder if A-Rod’s going to get a pass like Pettite or Giambi, or will he still be crucified.
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What the hell did some asshat reporter ask Obama about Arod for?
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Because many, many reporters are asshats?
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where were the normal white house reporters? you call that a press conference? it was like a rehearsed Q&A.
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now, now. don’t try creating cracks in obama’s well-crafted persona
i’ll have to check out the transcripts, didn’t see the press conf
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sae- here is one of the questions:
Do you think there are Taliban hiding in Pakistan?
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yeah, reading the transcript. not even putting on a show like he’s taking questions. he calls a name and says ‘where are you?’, ‘oh there you are’
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where were the normal white house reporters? you call that a press conference? it was like a rehearsed Q&A.
Uh, Sparty. They’re all rehearsed Q & A’s. Questions have to be submitted and approved beforehand.
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