Brian McNamee is trying to cash in on his 15 minutes of fame. He pioneered the art of storing evidence in his home “just in case he needed it to protect himself.”

Now Brian want’s to share his evidence storage secrets with the world…Sparty and Friends investigative team has obtained a kit and will divulge the secrets of evidence storage to you here.

What’s so great about Brian’s procedure is that you need no professional experience in storing evidence.. and it’s cost effective – because you do not need a medical degree or follow any protocol.In fact most of the kit consists of things you have right in your home!

Before we start…get a beer (preferably Budweiser) drink it…save the can. Oh – and a Fed Ex box will be required as well.

Evidence Storing Procedure

1. Gather Syringes & Gauze from Trash

2. Wipe off Coffee Grounds and Mac and Cheese

3. With Your Beer Can in your Left Hand – Carefully Jam the Syringe into the Beer Can with Your Right Hand (Use Force if Necessary)

4. Once Needle is in Can…Apply the Following Label so it is Not Mistaken as Trash

5.Circle the Name of offending Athlete at Bottom of Label

6. Place the Can in a Fed Ex Box or Other Similar Container…Place in Basement for Safe Keeping

7. You Have Just Stored Evidence – And Provided yourself Protection

8. Repeat as Often as Necessary to Ensure Full Protection.

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It really is just that easy to store evidence in your home…Drop us a line here at Sparty and Friends so we can alert you to the impending release of Brian’s Kit to the Public.

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