There are few things in life you can be certain about when it comes to the Sunshine State; crappy sports fans (a few of you are the minority), sexual predator’s as teachers, and just plain old odd news. Today we look at the plain old odd news.
Our first story comes out of Spring Hill, FL. First of all, nothing funny about a DUI, or an accident involving someone that is drunk. However, the arrest can be intersting to read about. My guess is that Patricia Kluge once watched the WWF and was a huge fan of George the Animal Steel.
Tampa has a monkey on the loose! Careful, he is armed and dangerous stinky.
If they didn’t move to Florida, we wouldn’t even get to hear about this idiocy.
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monkeys and chickens crack me up. +1 for your monkey story. although, he’s probably frozen by now since it’s so cold down here (mid-to-upper 40’s…brrrrrr).
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What would you do if you had a $177,250?
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
/paraphrase’d
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how do these people think that they won’t get caught?
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Here’s hoping the cops tazed her a few times.
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they probably just thought they’d received their share of the bailout and were stimulating the economy. I see their actions as noble.
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they went to Florida, maybe they thought they fled the country?
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I’m surprised the deposit typos don’t happen more often.
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+1 sae
I live there.
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company i once worked with accidentally duplicated the direct deposit one week. but it was cleared up by about 10am that day.
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That monkey story looks familiar…
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is Trey representing these people?
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same thing happened at my previous job up in TN.
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rek-we needed 3.
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It’s all good…I’m sure you could’ve found some more bizarre stuff in Flori-duh, but that story was worth mentioning…I did, however, hear on the radio today that the monkey was hit by a car, but is still alive and in custody (can’t seem to find it on the web though)…he broke his wrist and got a mon-cussion supposedly.
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People make fun of Florida, because they wish they were here.
Now if you don’t mind, i’m gonna go outside without bundling up, putting gloves on, and making sure I walk fast so I don’t get frostbite
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bullshit, trey. i lived in Florida long enough to know that if the temp drops below 60, floridians bundle up.
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trey, don’t be stoopid. it’s in the 40’s out there; you’ll catch hypothermia.
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You lived in Palm Beach. Which is like little New York.
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In custody? Florida has a monkey jail?
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yeah, it’s in Gainesville with the rest of the monkeys!
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that is a perfect setup…
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Jesus…this conversation could take a VERY bad turn.
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I can honestly say, I’ve NEVER wanted to live in Florida.
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Hawkeye-I have a love/hate relationship with the state.
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What happened, they give you 2 oppossums and raccoons that week instead of 1?
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nah, we were paid in water fowl.
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I could never live in a state that does not have actual seasons.
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mon-cussion makes me giggle.
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the only thing I hate in Florida is located at lat:”29.6525″,long:”-82.3436″.
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I agree with hawkeye. After 3 months of summer or winter it gets old. I couldn’t stand living in Fla. I need variation.
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miz do you have a tracking device on Tim Tebow or something?
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no comment.
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you all say that about the weather until you do it.
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I think Shanoff said this today just because he hates you Sparty:
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