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November 21, 2008

Canada Sucks

By sparty

Canada says that fat people have the right to two seats for the price of one airline ticket.  That is complete garbage.  Just another way of pandering to the undisciplined people of the world.  Sure, don’t make them take responsibility.

Stop friggin eating!

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10 Comments

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  • john says:

    First!

    /and probably last.  (Quote)

  • gatortrey says:

    I will speak on my wife’s behalf.

    That’s funny. Canada is a proud nation that is self sufficent. We can’t help it that there is snow on the ground 364 days a year It’s a beautiful nation that has some of the best natural scenery in the world.  (Quote)

  • Jen says:

    Utter b.s.! Can’t fit in one seat, you have to pay for two, Chubs.  (Quote)

  • knightro says:

    Even Canadian football needs a bigger field and bigger endzones.

    Bunch of fat-arses, eh?  (Quote)

  • rekcalsa says:

    If I lived in Canada where it’s super cold, there are people speaking French, and the drinking age is lower, I’d probably be a fat fuck too…but that still doesn’t justify the ruling.

    …people who are “functionally disabled by obesity” deserve to have two seats for one fare.

    Functionally disabled?? AYFKM?  (Quote)

  • knightro says:

    Aren’t Canadians functionally disabled at birth?  (Quote)

  • knightro says:

    Seriously, I think all Canadians should be given two seats no no one has to sit next to them! Don’t most of them travel by moose or snowmobile anyway?  (Quote)

  • sparty says:

    i have always said you can speed in Canada because there is no way the Mounties are going to catch you with riding on their horses.  (Quote)

  • knightwhosaysni says:

    I like the possibly related post: Let’s face it Canada, we suck.  (Quote)

  • bigd29x says:

    As a founding member of the NAAFP, I applaud this ruling.

    Of course, I simply refuse to fly airlines that use the “two ticket” policy. I simply request an aisle seat, then let my gut hang over the armrest and block the drink cart. Or I just blast my iPod and take a nap so I can’t hear the complaints of my neighbor in the dreaded middle seat.  (Quote)

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