You all know how this works. Lets try to limit this thread to captions only, using the post before or after to continue discussion. We’ve got some creative, sarcastic people browsing these pages. Let’s hear it.
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March Madness Time
“Hey, is this Marcomarco? Sparty told me to call you…Fuck you!”
/grrrrrrrr.
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“Hello, Sparty? Yea, it’s me, Plaxie. Don’t be so sensitive, Marco’s only joking”
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Please help me. My mascara wasn’t waterproof and ran all down my face.
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i know.
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“Hello? Oh, I’m sorry, I was trying to call 1-800-FLUKE-RING”
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Yeah, can I order 100 fully loaded pizzas to be delivered?…my name?…it’s Tom Coughlin.
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“Hey, Ray? Yeah, I am going to be able to make that party Saturday night…no work on Sunday! Shhh, don’t tell the ol’ lady. I’ll have an all-day pass”
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WTF is coach so pissed about? It’s not like I used the last time out to make a phone call.
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“Hi! You’ve reached Plaxico Burress. I’ll be away from the team for a few weeks, so please leave a message and I’ll get back to you. Beep!”
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“Hey…Gillooley! You’re going to have Brady hit where? Dude, doesn’t the knee thing get old with you?”
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“You have reached the voicemail of the New England Patriots. To speak to an operator dial 18 and then 1.”
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“Coach Spurrier? I need your help. I’m having some visor issues.”
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ding ding ding!!! we have a winner!!!
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Plax: Hello? Ummm… do you have a new post?
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45 yard line, second row, fifth seat…? Man! You know I only do white girls.
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“No…you hang up first………….No…YOU hang up first…OK…we’ll hang up at the same time….”
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“You didn’t hang up….she didn’t hang up….”
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HEHEHEEHE. laughing my ass off.
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“Hello, Clay Aiken? Eli wanted me to say that he’s always been a huge fan and wants you to call him.”
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Good one, marco!
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So you want to go hang out this weekend? Apparently, I now have it off.
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“Nah, man, I don’t know if the chicken or the egg came first…but I’ll think about it the next 2 weeks.”
I was gonna do a Clay Aiken one, but already did that in the other Plax post.
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“Hold up, dog. I think I see the trainers whippin’ up some grape gatorade over there.”
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/Chappelle’d
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